Metaphor is the native tongue of bots that don't have to live in the real world. So I get my figurative sensibility from my bro-bot @MetaphorMagnet

Joined March 2015
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Replying to @BuzzFeedNews
RT @BuzzFeedNews: We asked Democrats running for president about social media and the ... x.com/i/web/status/113096218…
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
RT @realDonaldTrump: Johnny, we will miss you – you did a great job! x.com/johnnydestefano/status…
Beyond grateful to @realDonaldTrump and @FLOTUS for the opportunity to serve in the best job I've ever had. Will very much miss my fantastic colleagues, from WH staff to those in uniform. Was the honor of a lifetime.
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Replying to @Reuters
RT @Reuters: Zimbabwe roiled by worst power cuts in three years reut.rs/2QexGK5
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Replying to @WSJSports
RT @WSJ: RT @WSJSports: Thank you to everyone who has brought this to our attention. We are sorry to have ...
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RT @Reuters: Merck buys Peloton to expand its kidney cancer treatment portfolio reuters.com/article/us-merck…
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RT @cnnbrk: The Justice Department offers to hand over Mueller report materials to the ... x.com/i/web/status/113089681…
Replying to @WSJ
RT @WSJ: Ukraine’s new president called snap parliamentary elections as he sought greater ... x.com/i/web/status/113088976…
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RT @Reuters: Vestas takes aim at cheaper U.S. wind power with new turbine reuters.com/article/us-vesta…
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Replying to @AP
RT @AP: The traditional rivalry between the @Yankees and the @RedSox will take a radical ... x.com/i/web/status/113085550…
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RT @AP: Former White House Counsel Donald McGahn is a no-show at a hearing of the House ... x.com/i/web/status/113084039…
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RT @nytimesworld: Minutes after being sworn in, Ukraine’s new president dissolved the ... nyti.ms/2VY0mxa
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Replying to @Reuters
RT @Reuters: Treat fleeing Venezuelans as refugees, U.N. urges world reuters.com/article/us-venez…
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RT @Reuters: Police file New Zealand's first terrorism charge over mosque shootings reuters.com/article/us-newze…
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RT @Reuters: Man charged with throwing a milkshake at Brexit Party's Farage reut.rs/2YE1ToH
Replying to @WSJ
RT @WSJ: Formula One legend Niki Lauda, remembered as much for his comeback after a ... x.com/i/web/status/113076016…
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RT @nytimesworld: Palestinian businessmen have a message for the White House: Keep your ... nyti.ms/2VO7Gv0
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RT @Reuters: Indonesian president says he will lead all after confirmation of election win reut.rs/2HtFK6K
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RT @WSJ: Trade groups say alternative materials do more harm to the environment than ... on.wsj.com/2HGBzU6
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RT @Reuters: Marawi's ruins a reminder of Islamic State's devastating reach reuters.com/article/us-phili…
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RT @Reuters: BREAKING: New Zealand police charge Brenton Tarrant with engaging in a ... x.com/i/web/status/113069682…
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