Mets content creator (cartoons, memes, A.I.) living life in the mountains of CO. I know ball but mostly chose the parody route. Former host of "Gare Affair."
Joined March 2010
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22 Jan 2024
Taylor Swift on meeting Pat Mahomes:
"Unbelievable. Mahomes made 39 relief appearances in 1999 for the Mets and posted an 8-0 record with a 3.68 ERA and helped the Mets win the NL Wild Card. He even drove in the winning run and got the win in Chicago that year."
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Jun 17
Wally Backman would have had many more ejections than Men-dozed-off if he were Mets manager.
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The Cohens not at the Knicks game is the clearest example that the Mets will be sellers at the deadline as one can assume they put their seats up on Tick Pick to get a hundred thousand.
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Suiting that Trump is there as both teams are being bullied but playing victims.
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Kind of how I know Mike Johnson is a pedophile.
Jun 8
RAJU: But what evidence is there to prove the California election is rigged?
MIKE JOHNSON: Look, some of these efforts are so diabolical and so far upstream it's impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively that something is wrong here.
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If Trump insists on going to Game 3, at least he can pardon Charles Oakley.
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Can't wait for the new emojis to drop!
All systems glow. Join us for WWDC26 on June 8 at 10 a.m. PT.
Tap the ❤️ and we’ll send you a reminder on event day.
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Jun 7
For whatever it’s worth, people in my life who have never ever spoken about stolen elections in any capacity are now saying this about California…
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It’s my fault. The second I put on the game it went to shit.
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Last night's game was the most normal against S.D. in some time. Check out my reel of some of the unforgettable moments against Padres.
Playing the Padres: Weird and Wonderful mlb.com/video/00u7no3u5Ns4vV…
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I’m sincerely worried about Madison Square Garden for Monday.
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I’ve seen Mini Court games with more offensive sets than this. @BadChoiceBurner
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Hard to root against San Antonio given its prominent role in two of my favorite 80s movies growing up.
Name them.
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