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Miami Dad County @MiamiDadCounty

Parenting from dad’s POV. Society6.com/MiamiDadCounty #MiamiDadCounty

Joined November 2017
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It’s easy to tell who gets more excited about sex in a relationship. I have 12-15 songs (with beats) I regularly sing about my wife’s booty... while I can guarantee you there are no songs about my junk. #husbandandwife
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JoeyFunk@JoeyFunk
24 Feb 2021
Replying to @MiamiDadCounty
@MiamiDadCounty why can’t cows wear shoes? ...because shoes are lack-toes intolerant. #miami #dadjokes
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Why are my girls so opposite? One is tougher than a rock and the other cries when she steps in grass barefoot. #dadlife
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I helped my 6 and 4 year old daughters do their homework... and now my teacher name is “Ms. Daddy.” #DadLife #Miami #Dad
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I walk away from the dishwasher for 10 minutes before pressing START. There’s always an AWOL sippy cup. Always. #dadlife
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potsmokingmoms@potsmokingmoms
1 Oct 2020
Replying to @MiamiDadCounty
#wegohard 🤣
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Drive-Thru: “May I take you order?” Kid 1: “I’ll take 4 nuggets because I’m four!” Kid 2: “I’ll take 6 nuggets because I’m six!” Dad/me: “...and I’ll have 35 nuggets with no eye contact, thanks.” #dadlife
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Before man feared god, he feared his wife. #dadlife
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I’m finding out, what being METAL is all about!! SOFIA THE FIRRRSTT
My wife makes fun of me because I use 3-in-1 shampoo conditioner body wash. She is just jealous of my efficiency. #dadlife #miami
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JoeyFunk@JoeyFunk
24 Jul 2020
Space Junk w/Samus Funk - Snap Ships: SABRE X-23 Build youtu.be/27c7uxfye-0 @Snapships #BuildToBattle

Space Junk w/Samus Funk - Pilot - Snap Ships: SABRE X-23 Build

Samus and Dad put together a brand-spanking-new SNAP SHIPS SABRE X-...

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potsmokingmoms@potsmokingmoms
16 Jul 2020
Just passing it you! 😏😏😏😏😏😏. Have you peeped our latest episode? Send this spliff to a friend! . . . #PotSmokingMoms #psmpodcast #passthejoint #passthespliff #passtheblunt #420mom #stonersunite instagram.com/p/CCtwha_sZZd/…
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KayCee@_kaycee_babe
25 Jun 2020
Did you know that digital shopping cart abandonment annually costs retailers $4 Trillion due to inaccurate data and negative effects on available inventory? Did you also know Trump has an online store?
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“Dad, were you ever a police officer?” “No, why?” “Where did these fuzzy handcuffs come from?” 😮 💀 #MiamiDadCounty #Dadlife
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Where do they make the best toothbrushes? Brussia. #dadjokes
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My kids have ruined my #AnimalCrossing home, as well. #Dadlife #GamerDad
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potsmokingmoms@potsmokingmoms
20 Apr 2020
We are so excited to see you guys virtually and have our own little sesh later today!! We hope you all have a fun and safe holiday!! #PotSmokingMoms #psmpodcast #420 #cannabis #cannabiscommunity #weed #420life… instagram.com/p/B_NWLQfJlB5/…

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My face when our 3 YO daughter picks up naughty words from mama instead of me. #MiamiDad
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JoeyFunk@JoeyFunk
29 Jan 2020
New Episode! New season! @potsmokingmom open.spotify.com/episode/1aP…
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PotSmokingMom@potsmokingmom
28 Jan 2020
Hey Stoner Moms....let's do this together!!
Miami New Times
@miaminewtimes
28 Jan 2020
Three Hialeah moms are trying to break the stigma of smoking marijuana. #marijuananews @potsmokingmom miaminewtimes.com/marijuana/…
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