You'd have to be a real freak to derive any pleasure from an "E-Shift". I can't condone this. EV's need to lean into being ultra fast golf carts, this is pitiful behavior.
Here's what the new fake gear shifting sounds and looks like in the 2027 Porsche Taycan. It's called "E-Shift".
Porsche: "Drivers can switch between a total of eight simulated gears using paddles on the GT Sport steering wheel. The gear changes are modeled to feel authentic with noticeable gear shift feel, gear-specific drag torque – comparable to the engine braking behavior of a combustion-engined car – and a virtual rev limiter. At the same time, the interior and exterior sound of the Porsche Electric Sport Sound adapts to the respective driving situation depending on the load and wheel speed. The sound tuning varies across the various Taycan derivatives. The system is supplemented by a virtual rev counter and a gear indicator with shift light in the instrument cluster."