The former Conservative MP for Dorset East. 🇬🇧 I can also be found here too: sirmichaeltake.bsky.social
Joined May 2020
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30 Oct 2022
Delighted to see that The Daily Mail has had the good sense to quote me regarding the government’s sensible idea to disperse sewage in coastal waters in a safe manner whilst beaches are empty.
The Daily Mail continues to be an example of rigorous & well researched journalism.👍
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Restore fighting Reform UK in the Makerfield by-election:
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Sir Michael Take CBE retweeted
Some of you may remember ‘Man at C&A.’
It was the advertising catchphrase for a well known fashion retailer in the 70’s & 80’s.
Here’s the 21st century version:
‘Man at See & Hate.’ 😬
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Sir Michael Take CBE retweeted
Once the working class voted for us Tories.
Now they drape themselves in flags, smoke tons of fags & take their kids to police stations where they kneel & moan about everything.
They need a bloody good bath, a grammar school education & a solid kick up the arse. 😤
I blame Rylan.
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Sir Michael Take CBE retweeted
Eddie.
You old blighter.
Remember when we debagged John Major & hung his trousers from a tree in Regents Park?
Or when we both got frightfully drunk & ended up contributing to a House of Commons debate dressed as Morris dancers.
Erm
That was you Eddie wasn’t it old boy?
(Hic)
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Carrots
2 tins of baked beans
Can of WD40
Chives
Chinese BBQ spare ribs
Gin
Fairy Liquid
Yoghurt
Porridge
Leeks
Durex
Cotton buds
Hair gel
Curry powder.
How rude of Nigel Farage to be writing his shopping list as Beth Rigby asks him questions about some very important issues.😤
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Lesson one.
From Rupert Lowe.
(An MP no less)
How to instigate a riot…but also claim you in no way instigated a riot.
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Sir Michael Take CBE retweeted
Too true Izzy.
Beheadings all over the bloody place.
We had two in the village just last week.
And if you go to Dorchester you’re lucky to get back out without having your head chopped off.
My wife Bunty was beheaded at least twice in Cranborne recently.😔
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Kemi is bloody right!
For a woman who is Conservative leader & a part time shelf stacker at M&S she speaks a lot of sense.
Let’s get rid of all this equality guff & let all the top jobs go to upper middle class, public school educated chaps like myself.
We are bred for it. 🇬🇧👍
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This is so lovely.
It just restores my faith in Britain & makes me realise how successful Brexit has been.
Lord Dominic Johnson playing golf with the gorgeous Liz Truss & Moggy’s son!
No tattoos
No trackies
No weed
Just happy & healthy people having fun that doesn’t involve sex.
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Please listen to Zia Yusuf here.
Those caring eyes.
That sympathy.
That empathy.❤️🩹
He & Reform have done exactly what The Nowak Family wanted: instigated riots, violence, division & social unrest.
…Erm that is what The Nowak Family wanted I presume?
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Love this photo of JD Vance.
You can tell he is a man of peace.
A man who is upset by violence and desperately wants to explain it and thus ultimately end it.
Pray for him as he spreads his message of peace and harmony to the UK.🙏🏻
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Sir Michael Take CBE retweeted
Surely you support Dubai Richard?
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20 years later and it happens again!
Rob Kenyon.
He went to the BBC looking for a job as an MP and ended up being interviewed live as a political expert. 🤪
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Sir Michael Take CBE retweeted
…that allows you to throw bins and bricks at the police.
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Sir Michael Take CBE retweeted
Richard
1. No apostrophe in stores.
2. Two tier eggs?
A bit like the the two tier tax system: Those who pay and those who say they do but don’t.
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So If Nigel Farage did go on Desert Island Discs, he’d choose:
1. Some music that’d remind him of his mum in a short skirt.🤔
2. The contemporary record ‘I’m too sexy for my shirt’ by Right Wing Said Fred because when he stripped off to it he got a good reaction.
Erm… Really? 😳
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How noble of Mr Farage to lend his voice to the Henry Nowak debate.
Strange then that he couldn’t be bothered to attend today's Commons statement by Shabana Mahmood on the Nowak case(ordered by the Speaker after the killer's sentencing & bodycam release)🤔
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Lovely to see The Teat Brothers are off to Moscow.
And boy do they celebrate in that macho way women adore.
They truly are our
Hall & Scrotes
Thelma & Louse
Venereal & Disease
Fore & Skin
Socks & Sandals
Elton John & Squeaky Dee
Itch & Sore
Fungi & Toe
Mrs Slocombe & Pussy.
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