#GirlDad ~ Laugh as often as possible ~ Enjoy this short life we live ~ You're as old as your back and knees say you are ~ your couch misses you
Joined June 2018
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28 Nov 2022
Missing trash day is your biggest failure as an adult.
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15 Apr 2025
And if you feel any kind of way about me
aww..
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7 Apr 2025
Real twitter peeps donβt keep notifications on
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16 Apr 2025
my life be like ooooh ahhhh ooooh ooooh
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16 Apr 2025
This is a post about happiness. Feel free to share it with everyone!
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19 Dec 2024
From this point forward... I will consider myself a young elder.
Feel free to do the same.
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30 Nov 2024
yall mind if I win the lottery?????
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1 Dec 2024
Do not shop when youβve had a few drinks
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1 Dec 2024
Just took a shower with my glasses on.
Yay. Life in your 50s.
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15 Nov 2024
If youβre still here, say hi, no weirdos, please
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1 Dec 2024
Find someone who will hold you up when youβre in the deep end
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28 Nov 2024
You canβt be yourself if youβre just trying to be liked
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30 Nov 2024
Sometimes I think I should try to be friendlier but nah
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30 Nov 2024
The chaos in me
Finds peace in you
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1 Dec 2024
The drug you're looking for is called, laughter... laughter.
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15 Nov 2024
I think we all need a day off tomorrow
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