MAY C*MMISSIONS OPEN!!
10 slots open!
whipped this up last minute cus I could really need the support rn with groceries and other expenses^^;
RTs appreciated!! DM if interested!!
(Links in Thread)
ALT A commission sheet.
Basic prices: A headshot is 30USD, half body is 60USD, and a full body is 80USD.
Cell shaded prices: A headshot is 45USD, half body is 80USD, and a full body is 100USD.
Painted Prices: A headshot is 60USD, half body is 100USD, and a fullbody is 120USD.
Extra Addons include Extra Characters, 40USD for Half body commissions and 60USD for full body commissions. Simple Backgrounds are 30-50USD and Complicated is 60-100USD.
Will do: Fanart, Yumeship/Selfship, Ship art, OCs, Furry/Anthro, Robots/Mecha
Won't Do: Pr*ship, Hateful content, NSFW, Heavy gore, or Certain media i'm uncomfortable with.
Order through my Kofi, Vgen, or DMs. If you order through Kofi, then please DM me about it first to make sure you are paying the correct price!!
I see creators get too attached to ideas they added as a teenager that makes their story worse and their fans telling them to let it go
I think I'm experiencing the opposite
I'm removing pointless stuff I added as a teen but my fans have already grown attached to it.
it's been so long since the last installment in the low effort ms paint skaterlight saga that lampert started taking estrogen. #regretevator#skaterlight
ALT A happy jongler and pluey enter in with a large box
Jongler: Boss, da Michael Merch, finally came! ... and more of 'dem shirts.
Pluey gives off some notes
Battat, sitting on his chair: WHAT are you talking about???
Pluey explains with a bunch of notes and dances
Battat: Oh yeah... that. (Thinking) WAS I THAT STRAPPED FOR CASH THAT LONG AGO? (he sold their rights to th eir collective likeness for dark dollars)
Jongler and Pluey open up the box, with Pluey immediately jumping in. Jongler asks Pluey: Buddy, you needse to get outta there. please?
Battat, looking at the invoice: Alright... you guys can play with all that while I check up on the- HUH?
ALT Battat, looking visibly angry: bluh bluh bluh green.. "BATTAT"?!? WHO AGREED TO THIS?!?
(The deltarune merchandise of his likeness is called Green Pippins (Battat))
Small Jongler in corner: I think you did, boss.
Battat then continues to ramble in the background, presumably having a meltdown: FIRST OF ALL THATS THE NAME OF THE MINIGAME NOT My
NAME AT LEAST IM PRETTY SURE SECOND OF ALL WHO
EVEN AGREED TO THIS DESIGN WHY ISN'T IT MOTORMOUTH
MIKE WHY IS IT ME??? I THOUGHT WE SPECIFICALLY
AGREED TO ONLY MIKE MERCHANDISING??? DOES THIS MEAN
I AM MIKE? i MEAN OF COURSE i AM BUT THEN YOU HAVE-
Meanwhile Pluey is overjoyed with her marketable keychain plush. Jongler looks for any merchandise of themself, thinking: Maybe mines is in a later shipment...
They hold up the Battat plush next to Battat, while he screams: AS IF I REALLY LOOK LIKE THAT!
He really does.