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24 Jun 2025
Hey folks, it's Jen. I need your help to save my sister.
These are outrageous times, and I find myself writing these words:
Please donate and spread the word, to help my sister fight FEDERAL charges...for vandalism. Of a Tesla dealership. No joke.
gofundme.com/f/help-lucy-a-t…
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Your support has been just....everything, guys. EVERYTHING.
I put out the word about my sister, and we've raised > 10% of the goal in 2 days. Better still, I've gotten messages and comments. It means so much to me, and to Lucy.
(If you have no idea what I'm saying....) 1/2
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26 Jun 2025
I'm talking about the gov't making a LITERAL federal case out of vandalism charges. Against a trans woman. Just about anyone who matters to me agrees, she's being targeted politically.
We're asking for help with her expenses. 2/2 gofundme.com/f/help-lucy-a-t…
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11 Apr 2025
Hey folks, I want y'all to do something for me, today.
TL;DR:
- The Feds are trying to straight-up remove trans care from the ACA.
- That's bad.
- You need to comment on this RIGHT AWAY, TODAY, because deadline is midnight EDT / 9pm Pacific.
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11 Apr 2025
That’s ludicrous; those folks are here LEGALLY. They grow up and work and pay taxes. They contribute to the good of our country. They deserve inclusion in coverage by the ACA as much as any other citizen.
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11 Apr 2025
If you'd like to see, use, and/or riff off of my full comment, you can see that here:
docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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22 Dec 2024
This is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever heard. #transisbeautiful
youtu.be/RpL78nl8Ag0?si=LUWO…
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6 Nov 2024
GUYS! There’s a super easy way to connect on LinkedIn, with a built-in QR code!
Look: youtube.com/shorts/tCdfdBAIt…
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28 Oct 2024
Also? Don't put a convicted felon in office.
I'm quite literally begging you.
(Footnote: convicted felon, )
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28 Oct 2024
I'm popping back up here JUST to tell you this.
If you want to see tweets and updates during Summit, like in the good old days, go follow me on the Sky of the Blue site, k? We're just plain old "MinionWare" over there.
28 Oct 2024
Heya #SQLFamily, it's 1 week until Summit! If you haven't already, sign up for our annual Monday night Donut Meetup: eventbrite.com/e/10024015590…
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25 Oct 2024
Voting: Ask yourself, “who would I rather have a finger on the button?”
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MidnightDBA retweeted
11 Sep 2024
Trump said Democrats support abortion up to and after birth. That’s False.
Willfully terminating a newborn’s life is illegal in every state. Situations resulting in a fetal death in the third trimester are exceedingly rare. politifact.com/factchecks/20…
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MidnightDBA retweeted
11 Sep 2024
Speaking about immigration Trump said: "You see what's happening with towns throughout the United States. You look at Springfield, Ohio."
Trump did not mention Haitians, but that was a nod to unfounded claims that Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio, are stealing neighbors’ pets to eat, and killing ducks and geese for food. A city spokesperson told PolitiFact that the claims are unfounded. politifact.com/factchecks/20…
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MidnightDBA retweeted
11 Sep 2024
While talking about immigration, Trump said “unions are going to be affected very soon.”
Economy and labor experts told PolitiFact immigrants who recently crossed the U.S. border likely aren’t taking union jobs. Instead, they are likelier to work in jobs Americans don’t want to do, such as day laborer positions. These aren’t union jobs.
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11 Sep 2024
Donald Trump said “we have millions of people pouring into our country from prisons and jails, from mental institutions, and insane asylums and they are coming in and they are taking jobs.”
That’s Pants on Fire! politifact.com/factchecks/20…
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17 Aug 2024
If you're attending the #PowerShell track at #SQLSatDenver, you might enjoy our talk about "Data, then usage" in our most recent webisode: youtube.com/live/AKSoVr1POTg…
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