Serena married the Reddit man and turned into Vybz Kartel. I’m an underachiever not retarded. (I would not follow me)
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1 Feb 2023
Very few circuses around now because you get to see the circus on Twitter and on TV everyday for free
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We’re really experiencing the 70s all over again in the NBA. The Champs back then were the Lakers, Knicks 2x, Celtics 2x, Blazers, Bucks, Sonics, Bullets and Warriors
So far in the 2020s the Lakers, Bucks, Warriors, Celtics, Thunder (formerly Seattle) and Knicks have won titles.
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De’Aaron Fox and Mitch Johnson both being Klutch clients and sabotaging the Spurs is On Brand. The Spurs are doomed for the foreseeable future with those guys there.
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So is Keldon Johnson. I can’t believe that guy won 6MOY. He’s so bad. Thankfully the Knicks were CAA repped and Clarkson (Klutch client) wasn’t playing near enough to ruin us.
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Cousin Balki retweeted
Tyler Kolek 🤝 Walt Frazier
Puma and Walt Frazier gifted Tyler Kolek with the signature black fur coat Walt wore in '73 the last time the Knicks won a championship 🗽
📸: puma
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It’s a longshot but if the USA can go on a run in the World Cup this would make for an even wilder summer.
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The '94 Jeff Hamilton World Cup jacket goes crazy. Pure vintage gold🏆🔥
📸: @diefrsh (on IG)
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16 Oct 2025
Taking in the view. 🏆🗽
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Jun 14
Well Done, ESPN.
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Brunson drafted 33rd overall and ended the Knicks 53 Year Title Drought with a 45 point performance. Meanwhile you got these bum lotto picks who he leapfrogged or don’t take basketball seriously at all: Trae, Morant, Suggs (LOL), Cade, Hali, LaMelo, etc.
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I think the Knicks winning a title will lowkey wake up the Bulls to start acting like a Big Market team. Am keeping an eye out for them. 1 ECF since 1998 is hard to believe
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Knicks bench is gonna need a major makeover for next year cuz Clarkson is absolutely gone and I don’t wanna pay Mitchell Robinson heavy money either so that means KAT needs a legit backup. Do they give Shamet $70 million having his Early Bird Rights? Tough call
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Deuce will be on an expiring deal and up for an extension too. Do you trade him or pay an undersized guard who can’t create his own shot? I don’t know if Kolek and Diawara can really play either. This is a win now squad with Jalen & KAT in their primes.
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Dolan is Teflon Don after this. My God
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"I expect to win tonight - we're gonna win tonight, we're gonna win The Finals"
- James Dolan with @craigcartonlive and @CMacWFAN on @CartonShowWFAN
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Jalen Brunson's 45 points in Game 5 to lead the Knicks to the title are tied with Michael Jordan for the 3rd-most in a Finals-clinching win in NBA history!
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Don’t say that man. Next thing you know LA will target Ant Man and get him
Luka to me is gonna be this generations Harden but probably without the MVP
Tons of stats but probably never wins anything. I also can not see the Lakers putting together a roster good enough to compete with SAS, OKC, Minnesota and Denver before he starts to age and decline
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That lowkey would be a scary pairing. Ant struggles with playmaking but he can play off-ball and have Luka setting him up
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It's crazy how most men think they don't deserve love just because they aren’t financially stable
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