Joined December 2008
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21 Apr 2025
I only wander back onto this website when someone tells me one of my tiktoks ended up here lol
I think yall should enjoy this story too 😎
20 Apr 2025
I have been thinking about this insane Nathan Fielder story for three days straight
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13 Jun 2024
Feeling edgy because I am the most heavily tattooed person in the neurologist’s office today
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13 Jun 2024
(Once every 2 months I end up in a situation so boring that I log onto the corpse of this website and fire off a little thought)
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15 Dec 2023
Lmao at the idea of Page Six being “embarrassed”
14 Dec 2023
The fact this isn’t deleted is embarrassing Brooke never said that
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19 Aug 2023
My biggest piece of hurricane prep advice is that these make the ideal non-depressing canned food to have in your pantry for long power outages
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5 Aug 2023
Take this as your reminder to not reply to tweets just because they make you mad with their dangerous ideologies or whatever
4 Aug 2023
How to Trick Twitter's Algorithm into Boosting Visibility of Your Tweet
Twitter's algorithm ranks...
- Replies to your tweet as worth 27 retweets
- Your replies to another user's reply as worth 75 retweets
So...
Create tweets that generate lots of replies
And
Reply to as many of those replies as possible
Bonus ranking boosts:
- Make the tweet about a topic trending on Twitter
- Do NOT include a link in the tweet
- Add an image to the tweet
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24 Jul 2023
God damn it is so fucking embarrassing that this man has a favorite letter
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11 Jul 2023
I locked my twitter because this is a website that's mainly for freaks now!!
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tomorrow 🙃
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13 Mar 2023
Me when I plan on going to the gym right when I wake up
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22 Feb 2023
Watching #rexcomus and googling pictures of the absolute best Louisiana festival queen crown I’ve ever seen: the shrimp and petroleum festival queen crown
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22 Feb 2023
I am obsessed with the Louisiana shrimp and petroleum festival
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22 Feb 2023
I even went and took a selfie with the crown once lmao
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8 Feb 2023
R.I.P. to The G.O.A.T. music librarian, Eric J. Lawrence of KCRW.
The Fall superfan, the guy that heard of your new favorite band before anyone in LA did, Disney Haunted Mansion aficionado, Dodgers fan & one of the coolest guys I ever met. The city lost a good one tonight. 😭🎶
ALT Eric J Lawrence
ALT Eric J. Lawrence
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