Joined December 2008
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I only wander back onto this website when someone tells me one of my tiktoks ended up here lol I think yall should enjoy this story too 😎
I have been thinking about this insane Nathan Fielder story for three days straight
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Feeling edgy because I am the most heavily tattooed person in the neurologist’s office today
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(Once every 2 months I end up in a situation so boring that I log onto the corpse of this website and fire off a little thought)
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There should be an Oceans 11 Christmas special
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Lmao at the idea of Page Six being “embarrassed”
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The fact this isn’t deleted is embarrassing Brooke never said that
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My biggest piece of hurricane prep advice is that these make the ideal non-depressing canned food to have in your pantry for long power outages
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Take this as your reminder to not reply to tweets just because they make you mad with their dangerous ideologies or whatever
How to Trick Twitter's Algorithm into Boosting Visibility of Your Tweet Twitter's algorithm ranks... - Replies to your tweet as worth 27 retweets - Your replies to another user's reply as worth 75 retweets So... Create tweets that generate lots of replies And Reply to as many of those replies as possible Bonus ranking boosts: - Make the tweet about a topic trending on Twitter - Do NOT include a link in the tweet - Add an image to the tweet
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God damn it is so fucking embarrassing that this man has a favorite letter
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I locked my twitter because this is a website that's mainly for freaks now!!
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Daughter John Misty retweeted
tomorrow 🙃
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Me when I plan on going to the gym right when I wake up
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Watching #rexcomus and googling pictures of the absolute best Louisiana festival queen crown I’ve ever seen: the shrimp and petroleum festival queen crown
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I am obsessed with the Louisiana shrimp and petroleum festival
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I even went and took a selfie with the crown once lmao
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Daughter John Misty retweeted
R.I.P. to The G.O.A.T. music librarian, Eric J. Lawrence of KCRW. The Fall superfan, the guy that heard of your new favorite band before anyone in LA did, Disney Haunted Mansion aficionado, Dodgers fan & one of the coolest guys I ever met. The city lost a good one tonight. 😭🎶
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Did some romantic paperwork yesterday. (📸: @katherineleon )
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My gold boot hours in 35mm
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In conclusion: viva las vegas
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