Joined July 2016
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Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not the feeezer
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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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The name of all continents end with the same letter they start with.
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What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They both are Paris sites!
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The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.
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Fun fact: the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, uses every letter in the English language.
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!
The word SWIMS upside-down is still SWIMS.
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Biggest lie I tell myself: I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember.
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The knight who was afraid to fight: Sir Render
I must be getting stronger with age. I can carry $300 into the house in one trip.
It’s time to start planning this year’s light display
What kind of train eats too much? A chew chew train.
All those that believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand!
Things I’m good at; forgetting someone’s name 10 seconds after they tell me.
Middle age: I could have sworn that was my password.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.