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19 Apr 2023
Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not the feeezer
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9 Feb 2023
The name of all continents end with the same letter they start with.
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3 Feb 2023
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They both are Paris sites!
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30 Dec 2022
The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.
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22 Dec 2022
Fun fact: the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, uses every letter in the English language.
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18 Nov 2022
Biggest lie I tell myself: I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember.
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4 Nov 2022
I must be getting stronger with age. I can carry $300 into the house in one trip.
24 Oct 2022
Things I’m good at; forgetting someone’s name 10 seconds after they tell me.
20 Oct 2022
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.