The Latter-Day Dude of Cryptocurrencies. News / Analysis / Rumours inside and outside the Crypto Market since 1634
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20 Apr 2020
Wall street : Cryptocurrency is a scam. No stock ever will be as volatile as bitcoin.
Oil : hold my beer
#OilCrash
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May 19
Kevin Hart could play himself, his mama, and his siblings if he made a movie about his life
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May 19
People claim to know history but have no clue who this is
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18 Nov 2025
You could dump 10,000 Europeans on Antarctica and in 100 years people would seek asylum there.
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6 Jun 2025
the bröthers have arrived to outtrade the entire market…
as one bald brötherhööd on Hyperliquid 🧑🦲
whitelist submissions are now LIVE for our free mint on $HYPE:
subber.xyz/baldbrothers/wall…
only the worthy will make it. good luck bröthers ✨
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4 Jun 2025
first 24 hours of $LIQD staking and already made ~12 $HYPE
Guess i'm becoming a HL maxi after all ^^
@HyperliquidX
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14 May 2025
There is a food vending machine for cats in Turkey, the seagulls meow pretending to be cats
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9 May 2025
The bear hitting himself in the NADSTICLES and I'm HOLLERING 😭🤣🤣
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29 Apr 2025
Baby Buffaloes are so underrated
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27 Apr 2025
who did this , pls stopppp 😭
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28 Apr 2025
$Bonk is going to lead the next bull cycle but most people are not aware of it.
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23 Apr 2025
Because I watched this, so do you 😁
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23 Apr 2025
Lol. Scottie don't miss ^^
18 Apr 2025
Rumor is 👀 the biggest #Altseason kicks off on April 20 🚨
Historically, alt season sparks ~340 days after the Bitcoin Halving
I’m BULLish on $ETH but maybe that’s because I’m building @Game5Ball on it 🏀🔥 Multichain soon? Stay tuned.
Drop your favorite ALTs in the comments
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15 Apr 2025
4D chess 🧠
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