I went to a mixed religious convention today... The Christian priest held my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today." I smiled and said, " I'm not paralyzed. Then the Rabbi took my hand and said, "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today." Again I said, "I'm fine, really." Then the Buddhist monk said, "By the will of Buddha, you will walk today." I rolled my eyes. After the service elapsed, I went outside and saw my car had been stolen.

The MAGA crowd thinks that the end times are this spring. Only eight days left until summer. I'm still offering 10:1 odds. youtu.be/tMjCx49t2Oc?si=NI1P…

Why are things always in the last place you look? Because you'd be an idiot to keep looking after you found it.

Snopes says this is a fake but it sure is a good idea.

Do you really want to feel old? Today, on a podcast, I heard somebody say, "If you were alive when 9/11 occurred"

Summer is a-comin' and it's time to remind everybody of the camp motto given us by the limelighters decades ago. Clean mind, clean body, pick one.

New phone. New 256 GB micro SD card. About $15. My first hard drive was 5 MB, $2,500, and a tad bit larger.

OK, hear me out... What gets long when you jerk it, fits between boobs, slides in a hole, and loves to be pulled? A seat belt but I like the way you think.

I was watching a show for about 10 minutes, and this lady was listing all of these great things to do for fun. Then I realized that it's one of the religious channels, and she was reading a list of sins.

"Maga Christians think the apocalypse is Spring 2026." Only 30 days left. youtu.be/tMjCx49t2Oc?si=QzDO…

When I was a kid, we played "spin the bottle." If they didn't want to kiss you, they'd have to give you a quarter. By the time I was twelve, I owned my own house.

#atheism Pop quiz for atheists: Read the following story and then tell me if: 1. This is proof for a God 2. This is proof for many gods 3. This is just another religious scam I went to a mixed religious convention today... The Christian priest held my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today." I smiled and said, " I'm not paralyzed. Then the Rabbi took my hand and said, "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today." Again I said, "I'm fine, really." Then the Buddhist monk said, "By the will of Buddha, you will walk today." I rolled my eyes. After the service elapsed, I went outside and saw my car had been stolen.

√-4 = 2 It's all fun and games until somebody loses an i.

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Wednesday, 03/04: Me. "What's the date?" You. "March 4th" Me. "Hup two three four" ₛₒᵣᵣᵧ

Having just read some flat earthers comments and having this show up on my email, naturally I misread it first glance. "Places you should never use a flat Ethernet cable... "

I had hoped that Amazon would learn the difference between Hamilton City California and Quincy California as several weeks went by before they started delivering packages to me again rather than to where they belong. Perhaps people in Quincy just didn't order over the holidays.

December 25th marks the birthday of a man who, by the age of 30, changed the world forever. Happy birthday Sir Issac Newton. The other guys DOB was just a guess. (Thank you Neil deGrasse Tyson)

Odd, it seems like just yesterday the days were getting shorter.