Comedian/Writer. This my personal twitter. Other fun tweets found here: @theloftusparty

Joined April 2009
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Hey everybody! Just a reminder: All the good stuff is at TheLoftusParty.com And @theloftusparty You’d be doing me a big favor if you Subscribe to the YouTube channel! youtube.com/user/theflipside…
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Things are looking good in DC
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Time to start putting together a plan for July 4th.

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German dude is driving around America and having a blast. Awesome stuff. Glad you’re here @FreddyLA7 ! Thanks for the updates!
The vibes are insane. Driving through the great state of Louisiana on our way to New Orleans. It’s crazy how diverse this country is, every day the scenery looks different.
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Let’s see what fun awaits in Hilton Head!
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Congrats @johnrich ! Keep fighting that good fight.
Secretary Rollins welcomes President Donald J. Trump’s appointment of @johnrich as Special Envoy for American Landowners.   As Special Envoy, Rich will serve as a strong advocate for America’s farmers, ranchers, and private landowners, helping ensure their rights are protected and their voices are heard in Washington. He will work closely with USDA and stakeholders across the country to defend private property rights and address growing concerns from landowners facing pressure related to large-scale solar and wind development that impact productive farmland and rural communities.   America’s farmers and ranchers deserve a government that stands with them. USDA looks forward to working alongside John as we continue advancing President Trump’s commitment to protecting rural America and preserving our nation’s agricultural heritage. 🔗usda.gov/about-usda/news/pre…
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The beheading is a bit of an issue.
When non-Muslims say Islam is not compatible with civilisation, I always ask: Which part? The universities Islam built? The sciences it advanced? The cities it developed? The knowledge it preserved? History is a stubborn thing.
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The Loftus Party Live! x.com/i/broadcasts/1PKqrrqNz…

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From fabulous Las Vegas!
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It’s called “Serpentine” and it’s a really good call after what happened in Butler.
Can any doctors tell me why tf Trump is struggling to walk in a straight line 😭
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The Loftus Party podcast with Michael Loftus this week: Late Ballot BS, the latest Hollywood fails and the sex bucket list just gets better! Listen wherever ya want. Even at the website! @MikeLoftusComic @RowdyRick73 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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California elections continue to be total and complete BS. LA election is insane youtu.be/A_451M3Bhro?si=VoPD…
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Lisa’s got some quality YouTube picks for ya. Check out @lisathegeekmom ‘s latest!
Just for fun, here are three YouTube channels to check out this summer...if you don't already know them. My latest @theloftusparty theloftusparty.com/2026/06/0…
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The Week In Memes! See what @GordonaryGuy has found for TWIM!
Trying to make light of the literal deceit happening right in front of our eyes. Alright memes... Work your magic... 🙏🔮 So here's @GordonaryGuy with #TWIM for @theloftusparty! theloftusparty.com/2026/06/0…
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