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When I was a kid I thought bars would be really fun places because that's where all the jokes took place
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Me in 2021
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Hey @elonmusk I'm in a bit of a tight patch these days could you lend me one billion dollars
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Shout out to Oliver Wendell Holmes’s wife’s bonkers ass name:
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I'd prob be okay with getting swallowed by a whale if I had my phone with me
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goddamn she's taking revenge on the whole world
Jun 10
Some people expect me to be eating a pint of ice cream after my loss.
I have other plans.
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Guessing that this is the only woman I went to high school with who’s defending the Metcalf stabbing
Jun 10
Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D) suggests that she also would have stabbed Austin Metcalf:
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The last time Germans had this much fun in the American Deep South we got a space program out of it
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FOGHAT STAN retweeted
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Brian Boru, High-King of Ireland from 1002-1014. Brian campaigned heavily against the Norse of Dublin, culminating in the Battle of Clontarf, defeating a coalition of Dublin, Leinster, the Isles, and the Kingdom of Orkney, though Brian himself fell in the battle.
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This is a pretty weird strategy on the government's part to finally unite Protestants and Catholics in N. Ireland
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What movie traumatized you as a kid?
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When he cried over a cat dying
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At what point did Bear stop becoming a victim and start becoming the villain?
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We take them for granted now but I bet the first guy who proposed plans for a helicopter was met with "ok come on man"
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FOGHAT STAN retweeted
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For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.
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I have never seen a single ep of Euphoria and I’m seriously contemplating watching the finale tomorrow night
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"Backrooms" spoilers
I think the implication is that Async, which "used to make MRI machines", was running an experimental test to see if they could map not just the structure of a brain, but the memory structure of the mind. This inadvertently somehow resulted in (con't)
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that memory structure being extrapolated into some sort of interdimensional 3D realm that interacts with physical reality in some way. And it's sentient and expanding -- creating, for example, the diagonal red switches in the furniture store switch box.
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My only problem with "Backrooms" is that dude absolutely would not be going to therapy
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