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Mike Reiss @MikeReissWriter

Emmy Award-Winning writer for @TheSimpsons. Acclaimed public speaker.

Joined April 2016
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Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriter
May 29
My new travel book is out! BAD TRIPS: 52 WEEKS OF WEIRD TRAVEL! Funny stories and 100 color photos! amazon.com/dp/B0H3BDMGFP?ref…
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Close Encounters of the Bored Kind
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Jun 11
Last basketball game Trump attended, the Harlem Globetrotters lost.
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Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriter
Jun 9
Today's Substack visits Sweden's ABBA Museum! Yes, that's a real thing: reissm.substack.com/p/abba-d…
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Jun 9
"They're not booing. They're saying 'Boo-rump! Boo-rump!" @TheSimpsons
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This was a very memorable event. I did an autograph session in a mall & hundreds of people (including this kid) showed up.
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Jun 8
I found a signed card from @MikeReissWriter ... He was here in Slovakia at an animated film festival. I don't know the date, but it was a long time ago. 😉
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Jun 3
Worst part: my cellmate is Amy Schumer.
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Jun 2
Im a club in London last night, look who’s coming to town. Only my mate @MikeReissWriter . You are in for a treat and a masterclass if you get a ticket .
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Jun 2
What's the worst Broadway musical ever? Today's Substack has the answer: reissm.substack.com/p/broadw…
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A great summer read! A perfect graduation gift! "BAD TRIPS: A Writer for @TheSimpsons Brings You on 52 Weeks of Weird Travel". amazon.com/dp/B0H3BDMGFP?ref…

Bad Trips: A Simpsons Writer Takes You Through 52 Weeks of Weird Travel

Simpsons writer Mike Reiss takes you on a year's worth of bad, weird and dangerous travel. The stories are hysterical and the photos are jaw-dropping: Plus 46 more adventures! It's hilarious,...

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I wrote this week's NPR Puzzle! It's not too tough, particularly if you've been reading my tweets. DO NOT POST THE ANSWER! You can write something cryptic and smug if you solve it.
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My new travel book is out! BAD TRIPS: 52 WEEKS OF WEIRD TRAVEL! Funny stories and 100 color photos! amazon.com/dp/B0H3BDMGFP?ref…
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Everyone in the bar is a dude, including Davy in the Navy and Paul, "who never had time for a wife". PIANO MAN is clearly the story of a guy who doesn't realize he's playing in a gay bar.
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BILLY JOEL: I'd like a tonic and gin. BARTENDER: It's called a gin and tonic. BILLY JOEL: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?!
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May 25
KEBAB TEROR. Great horror flick. Critics skewered it.
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