Passions: woodworking, campfires, quiet beer with my wife.
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21 Jun 2018
Advice to the #resistance.
-Focus on winning the war not the battles. If a trumper isnโt listening, plant some seeds of truth and move on.
-Pick your battles. Most will never learn. You only need to convince 1 in 10 to win the war. Many are already switching sides.
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8 Jan 2023
The funniest thing about McCarthy being proud of his win after 14 losses.
He worked that hard; to defeat his own team.
Bhahahahaha!
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8 Jan 2023
The only good thing about trump's time as worst president ever.
The new time measurement.
Scaramucci
/an-a-hole/
noun
A period of time equal to 11 (sometimes 10) days and is named after the length of Anthony Scaramucci's tenure under President Trump.
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7 Jan 2023
When the gavel is given to Kevin, anyone else hope it "accidently" gets dropped?
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7 Jan 2023
And you say the metal detectors have been.... removed?
That may not turn out well.
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7 Jan 2023
How did that song go?
Clowns to the right of me.
Jokers to the right of me.
Stuck in the House with those f'ing insurrectionists.
#NeverVoteConservative
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5 Jan 2023
"What a pr*ck."
"F*ck you Rishi Sunak, and f*ck the Tories."
Simon Pegg isn't a fan of the PM's compulsory maths plan for pupils.
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4 Jan 2023
So much has happened in the last 7 years that John Boehner being House Speaker, seems like decades ago.
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4 Jan 2023
Remember the Peloton woman?
After the social media blow up about the Peloton commercial, Ryan Reynolds did a video of her drinking with her friends.
Will Ryan do another one of Kevin sitting in the bar?
Will Kevin have friends?
Hahahahah!
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3 Jan 2023
It was easy to predict the GQP imploding sometime in the next two years.
Did any one see it happening day zero?
Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Bring on two years of voting for the speaker. Then toss out EVERY GQP in the next elections.
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18 Dec 2022
Before Elonanov bought twitter, my tweets would get about 100 impressions. Suddenly impressions dropped to 20ish.
If you tweet and no one is there to see it, it feels pretty lonely.
No point being here.
See ya all on Post.
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15 Dec 2022
Becky Sue got her some trump trading cards.
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15 Dec 2022
HAHAHA.
MAGA are finally seeing why we've been laughing at trump for all these years.
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15 Dec 2022
Remember MAGA, trump will not love you* tomorrow if you do not buy his cards today.
* Spoiler alert. trump will never love you, only your money.
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15 Dec 2022
I have decided to run for Speaker of the House.
If elected I promise:
1. More recess
2. More bouncy balls in the playground
3. A playground
4. Chocolate cake in the cafeteria
5. Beer taps on all the desks
Vote for me!
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15 Dec 2022
I guess we have the answer to the question:
How broke is trump?
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15 Dec 2022
Please make Milf Manor stop trending in Canada.
I guess I've made it worse.
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