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Joined May 2009
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Mike Topp retweeted
Fuck old people. Fuck food. Fuck reading books. Fuck bed time.
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"Freier"
"No, Bibi, you're the fryer."
"Sucker. Mark. Christian."
"Marc Christian? Christian, OK, but I'm noyt that gay, even if I'm kissing you on the lips. And the suckers are the soldiers who die fighting your wars."
"Goy."
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"See the World: 29 Palms, Camp Pendleton, Oceanside."-- Bobby Garcia, USMC Recruiter.
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Miller shouldnt've lobbied Truympf to have Great White headline.
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Make Amerikkka Gaza Again. Bring the War Home.
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i'm just so happy for all the gay puerto rican knicks fans
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Lish edited Bach's Jonathon Livingston Seagull. Heckle and Jeckle co-authored the dialogue. I wrote Mandy.
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Mason wanted Rosey's part as co-star w/Milland till Epstein bit the Grier head off and ate iyt while Gates watched. Settled for the Gates-financed Human Centipede franchise.
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Mike Topp retweeted
"There. We're all equal."
Which started a heckuva fight with the white dove.
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"Don't be afraid, iyt's sterile."-- Gates.
"It's Russiayn-- go for it. And pass iyt on to the Mrs."-- Epstein.
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Then uncork the walls.
"Moe, Larry, HELP!-- I'm an unsuccessfuyl cork."
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If Truympf can't finish his term give the belt, the strap, to Bob Backlund for an 8-year term, Linda McMahon or Hillary Clinton as Veep, Vince Mc as Leader of the Deeyp State.
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