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21 Nov 2021
We're at a memorial for my dad who passed last month but it's also my sister's birthday and "sorry your dad died happy birthday"🤣 🤣
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Theyre boycotting MLB now like they boycotted the NFL🙄
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The wealthiest people in the world (updated)
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she spent 12 hours to cook up a line like “you made a mess, i was the janitor”
Fans notice Taylor Swift stayed overnight at the music studio, leaving at 6am today.
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I post a lot of very strong opinions here and I just want to make sure that everyone who sees them knows that I am a big dumb idiot and nothing I say should be taken seriously*
*unless its actually a v good point then I meant to do that
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These people would lose their fucking minds if there was a "Jewish Night" or "Islam Night" or pretty much any non-Christian night. Its all performative bullshit.
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What does MLB think it’s doing penalizing players for their Christian faith?
They owe us some answers. Right now.
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Do you ever meow back at your cats and then wonder if you were unintentionally cursing them out in their language?
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*sees a woman*
“i am a gay pedophile”
Jun 15
This is what the towelboys that ancient Varangian warriors had sex with in Slavic saunas looked like. This is what they took from us.
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Jun 16
CAITLIN CLARK FLATLY REFUSES TO WEAR LGBT ARMBAND AND SLAMS "WOKE" AGENDA!
DO YOU SUPPORT HER?
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I keep seeing this argument and its so dumb to me. Yes, the people who have only been in this country for 15 minutes to watch their national team play in the biggest tournament on Earth are having fun. They are on vacation. They do not live here. Its not that hard to understand.
Jun 16
There is no magic soil. A nation is simply its people. America was built by White Europeans, so it’s not surprising that White Europeans feel at home in the US. We’re the same people.
It’s like night and day compared with all the third world scum.
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These idiots are still crying about DEI whenever something they dont like happens. Even though DEI was stopped according to the current administration, I still see white men crying about it.
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Just watched Maternal Instinct on Netflix and holy shit I have no words. If you enjoy crazy, I highly recommend it.
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An all too common experience
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Jun 15
Liberals are saying Trump’s Iranian Peace Deal is a thousand times worse than Obama’s deal.
Do the math. The 300 billion Trump is giving them is only 175 times more than the 1.7 billion Obama gave them. Adjusted for inflation, that makes this deal only 100 times worse.
Liberals love to exaggerate.
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Jun 15
are you wiping what im shitting?
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Jun 15
I actually AM clicking the tiny x to close the phone game ad correctly each and every time. The ad companies just got so mad that I'm perfect at tapping the tiny xs that they programmed the ad to ignore attempts to close them and just open the link to the app store anyway.
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Trump is 80?? No wonder he's so old
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Jun 14
The European mind understands it perfectly. This is what imperial decadence looks like: public institutions converted into branded spectacle, civic memory replaced by adrenaline theater, and the People’s House turned into a content backdrop for regime propaganda.
The joke is not that Europe cannot comprehend it. The joke is that America no longer recognizes what it is becoming.
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Why would they climb that shit again
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