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Happy.
Jun 15
What do you call a man who lives alone, without a wife or partner?
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Jun 14
Having a dog is one of the most overrated things in the world.
2/10 experience.
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Jun 13
Now's my chance.
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Mikhail Bakunin retweeted
During jacking off: I am having so much fun jacking off and it’s gonna feel so good when I bust
After jacking off: I may never find love
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Quite possibly the dumbest Bruins related account on Twitter.
Guy masks the fact he has nothing of value to say by drowning you with words.
He a less vulgar, more articulate @BruinsWyan2 - but just useless when it comes to actually knowing puck.
The talent gap between Robert Thomas and Dylan Larkin is wide enough you can build a city block with two zip codes in it…
Boston fans are so starved for ‘something’ that they’d give up anything with a “name” attached to it
That’s it, that’s the difference…you hear Dylan Larkin’s name far more than you hear Robert Thomas’ name — so naturally you gravitate to the known commodity and distance yourself from the ‘unknown’
By the way, here’s another example of human psychology— Most of you would take Larkin over Elias Pettersson, which is another crazy thought
But your brain has been conditioned to focus on the contract and not the (talent), which again, the gap is there
Dylan Larkin is one of my favorite hockey players but I’m not numb to the fact that on a good team he’s an excellent #2 center…not a #1
From a skillset perspective, the speed and the ability to score goals — he fits the profile for what Boston is looking to inject in the lineup — as a pure playmaking pivot? He’s not that
Dylan Larkin would be your #1 C because your standard right now is pretty low — hence, the Vincent Trocheck rumors
Just throwing caution into the wind.
#NHLBRUINS #NHL #BRUINS #CANUCKS #LGRW #REDWINGS #STLBLUES
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About to take the LSAT as a 40-ish year old man.
This is going to be humbling, isn’t it.
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May 30
I would wear it publicly and proudly quite literally every day.
May 30
I’m being so serious rn, me and who
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May 30
I swear that Carrabis doesn’t actually know baseball.
He knows about being loud, and being a fan, and generating clicks.
But he genuinely doesn’t actually understand the game.
May 29
All of the opener’s runs should be charged to Brayan Bello. The Red Sox only need to use an opener because he sucks.
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May 30
And there’s nothing wrong with that. But people just shouldn’t expect to learn anything, or find any kind of particularly insightful thoughts when reading him.
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May 29
Are you crying?
There’s no crying in football!
May 29
Jaxson Dart issues a detailed statement on his decision to introduce Donald Trump and the impact that it has had on the Giants and his teammates
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May 29
At what point do I tell my co-worker that I’m not her therapist and I don’t care if she’s overwhelmed. She’s been on the job 2 months and creating a proposal is literally one of your core functions, she should know how to do this by now.
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May 28
IS HE DYING!!????
May 28
Pray for President Trump.
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