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Miller Brewing Company retweeted
12 Dec 2025
& on the 12th day of Giveaways @gillettestadium gave to me two Zach Bryan tickets! RT/ follow to enter to win! Thanks for playing & happy holidays ❄️☃️
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Miller Brewing Company retweeted
29 Nov 2025
Brutus dots the i in the Big House!
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19 Nov 2025
I just called got a new primary care after successfully procrastinating for 2 years
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15 Jun 2025
Craig breslow might have well just shot my dog in front of me
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Miller Brewing Company retweeted
7 Mar 2025
Section 10-Year Anniversary Giveaway 🚨
RT this for a chance to win this St. Patrick’s Day Big Papi jersey ☘️
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1 Mar 2025
Discount cigs and Girl Scout cookies. Doesn’t get any better than that
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Miller Brewing Company retweeted
9 Feb 2025
GOT (10) MORE FRIDGES TO GIVE AWAY DURING THE GAME! RT FOR A CHANCE TO WIN!
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1 Jan 2025
My new years kiss was the fence at bleacher bar. Shoutout the Sox
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11 Aug 2024
You haven’t lived till you’ve gotten dome on the polar coaster at story land
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7 Aug 2024
Rip Billy Beane. He would’ve loved Masataka Yoshida
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7 Aug 2024
Fat bitches when they put their arm across their body in pictures
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