Super unserious yet impressive.

Joined January 2009
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Sometimes you gotta close a door to open a window.
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How can anyone named Cashapp Patel seriously?
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Watching an old movie and the lady got something off of layaway. Do stores still do that? 🤣
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They hate Lewis Hamilton, I wear. Stay mad.
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Skattebo baybeeeeeee

ALT March Madness Omg GIF

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Noooo, omg. Looked crazy. 😭
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I just been swiping and it’s about to catch up right next to me like crazy.
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TSA is pointless!
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A reminder that the reason we are experiencing more turbulence on flights is due to extreme weather… cuz you know, climate change is real.
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Just paid $30 for a meal combo at Dunkin. This is not ok.

ALT Nick Young Wtf GIF

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No one could ever make me hate Cardi 🤣 if she’s happy, I’m happy.
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My brother is on a flight that just abruptly aborted landing at Burbank Airport. He was shook up bit back to Vegas they go!
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Not Crawford coaches calling Canelo Cinnabon 😂
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It’s always so crazy to me when I take a step back and realize how much I love my job.

ALT Schitts Creek Alexis Rose GIF

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I need to go see Big Ellie. 😭
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So happy football is back. Omg.
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Connected with an engineering manager who I relate to a lot we are just in different orgs. He flat out told me to use AI and automation for everything because all leaders. Lol
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Tryna figure out how to go to Japan before the year is over. It’s MY new Paris. 🥹
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Milly McCallister retweeted
5 Sep 2025
The ref looking at Jalen Carter
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The travel size industry is such a scam! Tiny containers at ridiculous prices and wasteful packaging! Ahhhhh!
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We need to admit TSA screenings are mostly useless.
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