comedian, podcaster dumb online guy | hosts: @trashfuturepod, @mastersofpod, @gluepodcast | AUSTRALIAN TOUR ON SALE ⬇️⬇️
Joined May 2009
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May 15
i am once again returning to the so-called 'edinburgh festival fringe' this august with a new show all about my parents' horny letters from the 80s. please attend (tix in thread).
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taking a girl on a first date to watch jordan mccann fight the ibiza final boss
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Jun 12
it’s a hot day so the headmaster has let the metropolitan police take their blazers off
Jun 11
'London will be less safe', says Sir Mark Rowley, after London mayor Sadiq Khan blocked a contract between Palantir and the Metropolitan police ⬇️
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Jun 10
filthy gun on the ceiling is like the platonic form of male living space
Dirty Dicks Pub, Bishopsgate, London before it was sanitised. 1969.🏴🇬🇧
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Jun 10
what in the silent hill is going on in this image
Jun 10
Norway has become the first formerly Danish-colonized country to produce fish concentrate.
A country with immense potential.
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Jun 10
CHICHESTER TONIGHT. ARE YOU IN CHICHESTER?
May 28
i have a bunch of work-in-progress shows of my new stand-up hour 'catamaran' happening in london and all over the uk in june and july - why not come down and learn about my parents' horny letters? (tix in thread)
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you can buy the whole thing plus the special bonus featurette for £10 or you can sign up and get it for £7 and some other cool stuff - I explain all that here:
patreon.com/c/MiloEdwards
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i would say in terms of levels of 'getting ahead of the allegations' joining the russian army has to be an even more extreme move than going full christian
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i headlined a gig in kent the other night where the audience looked like a casting call for the big john biopic and five minutes into my set a lady on a zimmer frame decided to walk out and it took her several minutes to get past everyone
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before i went on one of the other acts said that he’d booked onto the gig because he saw that i was doing it and he therefore had assumed it would be a good place to do smart jokes and i just looked at him like this
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i should add - i’m posting this because it’s funny, not slagging anyone off. many of the audience were nice and had a nice time and the organiser was a good bloke who looked after us, just some gigs keep you humble you know
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thought this was cilla black for a second
Watched Damn Yankees the other day and I think this is the craziest move I’ve ever seen anyone hit
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the democrats should honestly run him in 2028
Jun 4
I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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May 28
i have a bunch of work-in-progress shows of my new stand-up hour 'catamaran' happening in london and all over the uk in june and july - why not come down and learn about my parents' horny letters? (tix in thread)
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tomorrow (thursday) i am in HASTINGS - i forgot about this so it’s not on the graphic but you can buy tickets via that link! show starts at 9pm!
May 28
i have a bunch of work-in-progress shows of my new stand-up hour 'catamaran' happening in london and all over the uk in june and july - why not come down and learn about my parents' horny letters? (tix in thread)
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i feel like this person is trying to commit the first ever “suicide by furious balkan replies”
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i have never seen more european unity in my life than in the responses to this tweet. it’s like the ryder cup of posting.
May 30
Europeans, particularly Brits, love calling Americans “yanks.” Thing is, that doesn’t land unless you’re from New England. I’m from Virginia and live in Alabama. I’m far from a “yank.”
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May 31
incredibly british for a political scandal to involve insider trading toilet roll
May 31
Peter Murrell bought 108 toilet rolls just hours before then First Minister Nicola Sturgeon warned the public against panic buying during the Covid pandemic.
dailyrecord.co.uk/news/peter…
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