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Joined November 2010
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Michael Southgate retweeted
May 31
anyways shoutout to bbc for some actual unbiased punditry
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Michael Southgate retweeted
This is pretty scandalous Just watch the whole video 🀯

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Michael Southgate retweeted
London Stadium away day starter pack: 1) turn up and make no noise 2) lose 3rd whack out the latest iPhone and take a picture with 0.5 zoom and post it I used to sit upper tier directly next to the away fans, it’s nothing like any pictures people post 🀣🀣🀣
Horrendous stadium
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Me watching myself head to my first ever West Ham game. Lifetime of punishment 😭

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I've said it once and I'll say it again. We've become worryingly shit ever since Pablo Fornals left. No Pablo. No party.
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Michael Southgate retweeted
David Moyes OBE’s last game at the London Stadium vs Luton (11th of May, 2024) was the last time West Ham have won a game from a losing position. West Ham have had 2 managers and played 43 games since then.
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Michael Southgate retweeted
Since 24/25, West Ham have won just 1/9 games Tomas Soucek hasn’t started in 3-1 vs Man City ❌ 3-0 vs Chelsea ❌ 2-1 vs Man United βœ… (on at HT) 3-0 vs Forest ❌ 5-0 vs Liverpool ❌ 1-0 vs Wolves ❌ 2-1 vs Liverpool ❌ 1-1 vs Southampton ❌ 3-0 vs Sunderland ❌ 11% win rate 🫣
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Michael Southgate retweeted
16 Aug 2025
Right then. Time for a certain group of blokes running around in claret shirts to ruin my weekend. Irons.
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Michael Southgate retweeted
7 Jul 2025
πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
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Michael Southgate retweeted
28 Jun 2025
Dear son,
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Michael Southgate retweeted
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Dear mouse running around in the ceiling/walls/loft, please fuck off I need to sleep as have opening show of Calendar Girls tomorrow. Thank you kindly.
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Michael Southgate retweeted
Never trust a West Ham fan that thinks we should sell Soucek, bottom tier fans.
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Michael Southgate retweeted
8 May 2025
Unreal Gegenpressing from her, we need more reporters to be like this towards him instead of lapping up the nonsense he's always spilling
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Michael Southgate retweeted
13 games, 12 wins & 1 draw πŸ₯΅ πŸ” West Ham remain only team to win the Conference League unbeaten βš’οΈ #UECL | @WestHam
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Michael Southgate retweeted
β€œOnce you go inside, in this club, you’re never going to go out” ❀️ @Jaack meets Paolo Di Canio: available on YouTube from Sunday βš’
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Today I shared a stage with Harry Hill. #Ifyouwerethereyouwerethere 😝
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