Haven't done one of these in awhile so here's a cerebral palsy story time: my dreams do not give a *expletive deleted* (fill in as you see fit) about me having Cerebral Palsy. what do you mean i'm casually walking up some stairs and they start changing - getting wider and a bit
I'm beside myself so much that I don't even fight it. I turn around walk back down the regular stairs and say to no one in particular "guess i'm not going there." and wake myself up.
"Long story short, the world's in trouble, and has been for a while."
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Me: inside Japanese police station.
not arrested. hopefully.
I came to report lost wallet.
officer very polite.
Officer: Where did you last see it?
Me: Probably train station.
Officer nods, types for two seconds.
Officer: Found.
Me: …what.
Officer: Yes.
Me: That fast?
Officer: Japan.
another officer walks over holding my wallet carefully like sacred relic, everything still inside, cash untouched.
Me genuinely emotional.
Me: This country is unbelievable.
Officer smiles proudly, then pauses.
Officer: There was one issue.
Me: …what issue.
Officer opens wallet slowly, pulls out embarrassing anime sticker I forgot existed.
silence.
both officers staring at me respectfully but differently now.
Officer: You like magical girls?
Me: …we all have struggles.
older officer suddenly leans forward.
Old Officer: Season two was disappointing.
Me: WHAT.
Old Officer: They ruined power scaling.
younger officer immediately joins debate.
Officer: No no movie fixed it.
suddenly entire police station arguing anime lore passionately.
one detective emerges from back room holding instant noodles.
Detective: Original manga better.
Me: I CAME HERE FOR A WALLET.
I do this once every 5 years or so. That's when I know i'm at rock bottom. I'm chill cause shit can only go up from here or I die. Either way just vibe.
i’m having the most peaceful crashout of my life rn.. like i’m going insane, but also just chilling and vibing. i’m stressed about a bunch of stuff, but at the same time i’m not. i don't know how to explain it..
Coco Gauff on the importance of showcasing different styles for black hair on tour:
“I’ve said this before, I pride myself in showcasing different black hair on tour. Just so almost every girl can feel represented. The Williams sisters did that for me, so I try to do that for someone else.” ❤️
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