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misadventures @Misadventures

I didn't come to bury Caesar, but lend me your ears anyway. ๐Ÿ“š๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿงถ they/them Not your model minority. ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™ #BLM #ACAB #TransRightsAreHumanRights #BDS

Joined March 2007
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Mastodon post @misadventures - fireplace with lit picture of Elon Musk starting to burn along the bottom corner

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Fuck you and your 600 tweets, @elonmusk Also: cis cis cis
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600 tweets but 550 are ads.
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youtu.be/X9AD3ALF-ps

Mr. T - 1-800 COLLECT ad (2001)

This is an old 1-800-COLLECT commercial I found on some old VHS. ...

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Haymarket Books@haymarketbooks
30 Jun 2023
FREE ebook: Canโ€™t Pay, Wonโ€™t Pay: The Case for Economic Disobedience and Debt Abolition haymarketbooks.org/books/152โ€ฆ
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You know how a lot of people don't like the word moist cos they're weirdos? I think "creamy" is that word for me.
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[whispers] It's Friday.

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Seattle Public Library@SPLBuzz
29 Jun 2023
๐ŸŽต Come on Barbie let's go party ๐ŸŽต
The Central Library reimagined in Barbie pink, surrounded by palm fronds, with Barbie waving out front.

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#NowReading ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ“š Mothered by Zoje Stage
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I hate it here.
Amazon Clinic - Say hello to Amazon Clinic: Virtual healthcare that fits into your life. When common health proglems pop up, we'll help you handle them without travel, appointments, or insurance.

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New mani on deck:
2 bottles of nail polish: an iridescent flake topper Holo Taco and a neon yellow Cirque Colors

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It's been a while. Nail art?
0% nah
100% yupppp
3 votes โ€ข Final results
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Smeared base color. Re-do. Skull design wasn't working. Re-do. Decided I hate the harlequin pattern after it was done. Pout for over an hour about it. Whatevs. This is it. I've done uglier. ๐Ÿฅด
Yellow mani with purple, blue, green gradient harlequin pattern

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Consistently getting the world's cleanest polish chips. ๐Ÿค”
Manicure with one nail completely unpolished

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๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿง™๐Ÿฝ kickstarter.com/projects/jhrโ€ฆ

Koriko: A Magical Year

A tarot-driven story game of novice witches, urban exploration and teenage drama for one player.

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It's here! ๐Ÿฅฐ
digital download page for Koriko: A Magical Year game

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Okay. I have a cocktail and a cuppa and my tarot deck. Let's be cozy witches. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿฅฐ
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Who's got 2 thumbs and was able to go hard on my skate sesh and not limp down the stairs after? Take THAT sprained ankle! Considering it was giving me grief yesterday, I know it's not close to healed yet but I'll take the wee gain. ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Some things really were better in their day. (None of it is the stuff they talk about tho.) Imagine knowing you'd become an adult, go to college, buy a house, and support your entire family on one income. And still be able to afford retirement by a reasonable age. WHAT!?
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Matching the WIP to the book cover.
Grey, white, and teal striped fabric over a book with pale background and teal block letters

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x.com/Misadventures/status/1โ€ฆ Blanket recipient is getting a sibling next month so I wanted to make something coordinating for their future blanket forts.

misadventures@Misadventures
24 Jul 2021
I want to try a long tail bind off but my first time probably shouldn't be on something I'm gifting..? #KnittingWIP
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