Writer. Baker. Coffee Maker. I write books about monsters 🫰🏻Manic-Pixie-Dream-Mom🧚 Can’t Wait To Be Dead available at link below ❤️🦇
Joined October 2021
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The Moon Hung Like A Noose is half off ALL MONTH LONG!!
Happy Pride Gays and Theys and Queers and Shears (that’s a scissoring joke)
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Kindle, Kobo, Apple iBooks, theBookshop dot org, wherever you get your ebooks!!!
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Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ retweeted
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rip #siriusblack you would’ve loved conan gray
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Unpopular Opinion: Ethan Hawke is my favorite Batman
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*reading back what I just wrote* “He blinked his eyes”
Internally:
*FFFFK Carly is going to k!ll you, damnit Sam you’re an embarrassment to literature*
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Just met a kid who’d never heard of funding pictures in the clouds.
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It’s not wrong, but I still hate it 😂
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I have issues, you have issues, but Anthony has the most of them. 300 to be exact!!!
Live tonight!
youtube.com/live/y4bFrR1OKsk…
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All of my books are available on Kobo Plus 🥳
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Guess who’s on Twitter when she should be writing about cannibalism 💁🏻♀️
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Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ retweeted
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Holy crap!!! 🤯🤯🤯
I just hit 50 followers on my prelaunch page for my WITCH AMONG US Kickstarter! 🥹
Thank you all for showing up early for this campaign. Official launch date is June 19. Fingers crossed that this gets funded so I can announce the release date and finally get the sequel to I KNOW WHAT I SAW into readers’ hands! 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
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I have a very short list of male authors that I enjoy, so this year I decided to try and read more male authors and you know what?
I never thought I’d love Michael Crichton so much!
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Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ retweeted
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The feedback is rolling in from my beta readers, and I am so excited by the response. 🥹 I just hope this Kickstarter goes well so I can actually publish it. 🤞🏻🙏🏻
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Every DM I get ever as an author:
DM: “You should let me read and review your books!”
Me: “Go right ahead!”
DM: “For a small fee of—
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Everyone go help boost me on the nameless app so that everyone in the world will read my book 🫶🏻
I’ll boost anything you want right back!
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I don’t know how to make a good book trailer so I went opposite and made a really really bad one instead.
Please enjoy laughing at my expense 🫶🏻
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Have I mentioned I have a new book out and the ebook is half off at the 🔗 in my b!o?
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Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨ retweeted
Today has been just like every other day with lots of day jobbing and adulting...but today I'm a published author.
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Extracting a pen from a toddlers hand be like:
“Baby, what the heck are you doing with that? Making a mess? Causing a ruckus and developing a tragic backstory for how you lost an eye? Give me that.”
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