Gun powder, gelatine. Dynamite with a laser beam. Guaranteed to blow your mind. She/Her #BlackLivesMatter #WeAreAllTreatyPeople #LoveIsLove
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7 Dec 2016
There's a guy on this bus with a warm pizza. We're starting to form alliances to figure out how to steal it from him.
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16 Feb 2025
Do people still send cute pet pictures on demand? Because I've had a hard week and I'm sad and would like to see them please.
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15 Dec 2024
Elphaba shoving the Grimmerie at the Wizard of Oz: Read it! READ IT!!
Me in my head: Both of you know I cannot read a word.
#Wicked
#HeritageMinutes
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7 Dec 2024
Overheard at the work Christmas party: "Upside down shots is not a 6pm activity"
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21 Nov 2024
"What do you do?"
"Me? Oh I'm in PHLEGM."
7 Nov 2024
women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)
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9 Nov 2024
Reverting back to old teenage habits. When feeling overwhelmed, hide behind the mall and eat a poutine.
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9 Nov 2024
Not the healthiest coping mechanism but that's a different story.
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9 Nov 2024
Me: I'm going to get breakfast with my friend. Do you need anything done around the house before I go?
Granny: No you can go.
Also Granny: *immediately puts a load of laundry in*
She also got annoyed I got a call in the middle of doing dishes so she got up to finish the job.
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13 Oct 2024
We don't have a dining room table, we just use the breakfast bar on the island. But due to an unforeseen water issue at our hosts' place, we now have to host Thanksgiving dinner. I was in charge of figuring out the seating arrangement. I think I did pretty good! @krisp131
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10 Oct 2024
My instacart shopper tried to substitute chocolate covered pretzels with plain pretzels. Sir. No.
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1 Oct 2024
The FB Memories feature is presenting me with a picture of me and my husband and suggesting I upload a new picture for a "then and now" comparison......................................................................................................................................
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1 Oct 2024
..........................................................ummmmmm.
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2 Oct 2024
Well today would be his birthday so, raise a glass to him later would ya?
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