But what I like best is just doing nothing. How do you do "just nothing"? Well... it's when grown-ups ask, "What are you going to do?" And you say, "nothing." Then you go out and do it.

Ah shit, looks like I might have to abandon robotics/CV/AI for boring financial shit. Gotta do it for the fam tho 😢💀

Holy shit it even came with a tv remote. They know I'm gonna be watching a lot of tv while I wait I guess.

I need a job interview asap so I can casually show off this badass wallpaper when I screenshare

Government should regulate libraries. Theres way too much information in the library, that info can be used in unlawful ways.

They might need to bump up the hz to test for my 5 year old

Holy shit i just solved Navier stokes equations in one dimension !!! ...so that means I get a third of the millennium prize right?

Okay well, tuning it a bit and this is better, but there's still something wrong. Fluid sims are hard.

I feel like something is wrong with my fluid sim. I think I need to understand it better, seems like theres a lot more to it than I originally thought. Also the performance seems like garbage, somethings gotta be wrong.

Unpopular opinion: A Bugs Life is better than Seven Samurai

>Toddler comes to my office to give me a barbie book from the library Ahh yes, thank you. How did she know this is exactly what I needed.

Still working on my fluid sim but in the meantime added some cool options for my lorenz solver in my Vulkan-CUDA interop project.

ah shit, AI cant magically do everything I want it to do. Im gonna have to actually read and understand whats going on (fuk)

Oh... you are wondering why I smell so good? It's the fucking lice spray, dumbass. Get rekt

If your kids don't get lice are you even a real parent? Are you even letting your kids play? They should be feral.

Ah shit, first I lose my job. Then my kid and me get lice. What's next, homelessness? Fuuuuuuuk 🪲

I didnt really get into Shovel Knight, but Mina the Hollower is pretty great. I dont get the hate Im seeing tbh. Its basically just Dark Souls 2D Zelda which should be what everyone wants.

Hitting your kids is in the same category as circumcision, iPads, strict adherence to the CDC vaccine schedule---it is for Ns, goyim, and walmart pajama people. It lowers IQ (Straus, 1995), increases aggression (Gershoff, 2016), is less effective than a timeout, and requires escalation to keep working. The replies to articles like this are filled up with the Dumbest People Who Ever Existed saying "it worked for me" and then genuinely malicious and hateful morons dropping reaction gifs of like daffy duck swinging a belt "EVERY STATE IN AMERICA ALLOWS YOU TO PHYSICALLY CORRECT YOUR CHILD. It's legal. It's fun. Bring it on." -- profile says: Cat Sanctuary Dad. Unyielding steel. Workouts, keto, cat chaos, anime rants. Godzilla, Gundam, Mazinger, Ultraman, classical art, manga. If you hit your kids, you will create permanent emotional distance with the only person/people you could ever be that close to, not to mention sending them down the road of being as much of a lost fuckup loser as you are who will hit their own kids, or wont, but only after spending a decade figuring out why they reflexively apologize all the time.