DC sports have given, and they’ve taken away... years of my life
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10 Apr 2021
I’ve listened to DMX - stop being greedy about 20 times in 2 days... RIP dark man X
2 Apr 2021
Brain: it’s Friday and it’s pay day!
Also brain: bills, kids, mortgage
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28 Mar 2021
There is nothing that I care about more than my family.... hearing someone I know from high school who is battling cancer makes me cringe.... makes me realize, we need to fight this... Katie, we love you, and we’re here for you
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28 Mar 2021
Cancer is trash. It makes me realize that people who don’t deserve it get it....
13 Mar 2021
I see a lot of people eating meat during lent on Friday... I’m not judging, but the big guy might be
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11 Mar 2021
Losing my debit card in a bar is so close I can taste it
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12 Mar 2021
You’re ready to have kids when you’re able to function on 3 hours of sleep
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3 Feb 2021
Hey look, a normal Wednesday in 2021... so far. Please stay normal
26 Jan 2021
What’s it like being married some may ask?
I asked my wife why that victoria chick is still on the bachelor last night
23 Jan 2021
Every once and a while I’m reminded that people don’t seem to realize that what they say on the internet is forever. Someone is keeping receipts.
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22 Jan 2021
At least we can all finally agree, if Biden takes his weekends to go golfing, no one will be comfortable
10 Jan 2021
If this is the last game that @RyanKerrigan91 plays for the skins, then as a fan I thank him. Today didn’t have the result all of us wanted, but this man has shown up, balled out, and has been a gem of not only a player, but a man. Thank you Ryan. I hope you come back.
.. we are the football team . Pleased to meet you 🤞🏿
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7 Jan 2021
Hi everybody...what can I say...today was a tragic day for America. I’m here in Bethesda, picking up 120 pizzas to bring to downtown DC to the heroic women & men keeping our city safe tonight. I’m meeting my @WCKitchen team which is also bringing our kitchen truck to support...
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6 Jan 2021
I’m sorry to everyone saying “we’re better than this”. We are clearly not
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6 Jan 2021
What the fuck is wrong with this guy
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26 Dec 2020
Asking the married people, is it all wives that leave their tank on E waiting for the husband to fill it? Or is it just mine?
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