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15 Nov 2025
Almost got into a serious accident this morning leaving the house. Turned @Tesla FSD on in the driveway to head to work. Got a Tic-Tac and three came out. I glance down to put the other two back in and my car swerves into the shoulder. I look up and see this person over the double-yellow headed at me.
I was going 40 - they probably were doing the same. That would have been like hitting something stopped going 80. The system legitimately prevented a serious head-on collision.
I did not intervene in this video. This was a system-initiated maneuver and it handled comfortably, considering.
@Tesla_AI @elonmusk @wholemars
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17 Mar 2025
I have a HomeKit scene named “Bryan Johnson” and every night I ask Siri to “turn on Bryan Johnson”
@bryan_johnson
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13 Oct 2024
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19 Sep 2024
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17 Sep 2024
Got an “accidental” taste of FSD e2e on highway today. It stayed on city streets for about 2mi after getting on I-95 for some reason before reverting back to AP. It was great.
Went from very excited to very let down when it reverted.
@Tesla_AI @wholemars
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20 Mar 2024
FSD 12.3 is MUCH more natural. Everything about it is smoother. A few issues still stand out:
- Stops prematurely at stops lines.
- Doesn't always get up to max speed setting.
- Would like to see it go slower when approaching pedestrians from behind on residential roads.
- Still a little iffy when entering multi-lane roundabouts.
@elonmusk @Tesla_AI #fsd12
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28 Mar 2024
Since this post, I've actually had consistent and reliable roundabout performance on this version.
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22 Mar 2024
This lady must have thought my passenger (I didn't have one) opened the door into her fence. Apparently she also thought vandalizing the my door by smashing a wire fence into it was appropriate.
March 20th at 175 Ives St, Providence, RI.
@ProvidenceRIPD @WhamBaamX
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20 Feb 2024
This morning I disengaged FSD (11.4.9) and, for the first time in the Model X, the pop-up with the option to adjust FSD profile (chill, assertive, aggressive) appears on the main screen. This was always accessible on my 3 with the right scroll wheel, but never on the X.
Is this a glitch, or did something change? I've driven 5k in this vehicle and have never seen it before.
My understanding is that the right-scroll wheel L/R actions aren't tied to any function in the S/X.
@greentheonly @wholemars @Tesla #FSDBeta
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20 Feb 2024
@teslascope do you have any insight into this? It is definitely welcomed behavior, although it might be irrelevant with FSDv12 now.
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