'Our Lord who art in Toronto, Wendel be thy name. Your Cup come, your will be done, on the ice as it is in NHL heaven'
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15 May 2024
With the passing of Bob Cole (RIP), let’s not wait to honour those like him while we are lucky enough to still enjoy them.
@Bonsie1951 you are a legend. Every single @MapleLeafs fan misses having you on the tv broadcasts every game.
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28 Apr 2024
I’ve watched at least 60 games a year for 20 years. That’s 1200 games.
Avg broadcast time 2.5 hours.
Total time invested: 3,000 hours.
At min wage of $17.20/hr, I have invested $51,600 worth of my time in this team.
This is not worth it.
#LeafsForever ….or not.
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21 Apr 2024
I know the leafs haven’t had great luck against Boston in the past few playoff series…but now Boston is without their biggest advantage against us…Jake Gardiner. #LeafsForever
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25 Feb 2024
Men: I couldn’t get an erection once
Doctors: let’s get you meds right away and run some scans.
Women: for months I’ve been getting hot flashes, cramping, irregular periods, severe emotional imbalances, dry skin, fatigue..
Doctors: Come back in 6 months and we’ll start caring.
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22 Oct 2023
That second Knies goal was so ridiculous that the Republicans are offering it the nomination #Leafs
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21 Oct 2023
I assume Tampa Bay just asks people if they can sing an anthem without actually listening to them first.
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7 Sep 2023
Heartbroken. Been waiting for month to finally see @daraobriain in Toronto but now I have a bad case of Covid and have to stay home. I’ve been trying to see him in person since 2014.
Please Dara, try to not be too funny tomorrow. 🥺
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16 Aug 2023
Picked this from my garden and for some reason I started thinking of my ex bf…
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Talk Geeky To Me retweeted
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8 May 2023
Any pest control recommendations in the alliston area?
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8 May 2023
This is not the first time our core guys have let us down in the playoffs. I honestly think matthews and Marner just don’t have the leadership needed to show them how to step up their games in then post-season.
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7 May 2023
I'm very concerned about this missing person. He's young and has a family, I don't get why he has disappeared. Last seen in April, he disappeared the day the playoffs started. Please pray for the safe return of Mitch Marner.
#LeafsForever
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5 May 2023
Theory: in the first intermission, aliens stole the Leafs talent in order to play a hockey game against Bugs Bunny and the Looney Tunes.
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4 May 2023
There’s a FLA player who looks like a bigger version of Jordan Tootoo. I will henceforth be calling him Jordan Fourfour.
#LeafsForever
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3 May 2023
Someone tell Tomas Kaberle to take that Nylander jersey off and get off the ice.
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3 May 2023
I Hope Matthew Tkachuk gets hit by a bus full of syphilitic killer bees
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