I met a very clean and classy girl at school named Fauzeey.
Instead of asking for her number like every other guy, I decided to do something different.
I walked up to her and said, “I like your shoes.”
She smiled and thanked me.
Then I asked if I could feel the material. She agreed and started looking for a place to sit so she could take them off.
I joked, “No need. Just give me your shoes and wear mine.”
She quickly said, “No, I won’t wear your shoes.”
I replied, “Ah, you don’t want my juju to work on you, ba?”
She burst out laughing.
We sat down, talked, shared some snacks, and I kept making her laugh throughout the conversation.
Before long, we were having such a good time that she finally gave me her number.
I looked at the number, smiled proudly, and thought to myself, “I’ve still got game.”
Then boom, I woke up.
Fauzeey, the shoes, the snacks, the number… everything was a dream. 😭😂