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May 19
The roar at full time! Champions after 22 years feels so good! I hope my brother is looking down smiling. He'd have loved this! Hiren, Arsenal won the league!!
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My facial expressions reading this tweet!
Jun 15
You tried to tell millions of viewers that Mikel Arteta “deserved a punch in the face”.
Keep our clubs name out your filthy rotten mouth you jumped up little cunt.
You had a chronic liver disease that required a transplant and this is what you do with your time now? Try to get little clicks on the internet?
You’re a pathetic man.
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Jun 15
I can't wait for my Astigmatism to combine with laser headlights to create a new, as yet unheard of blindness. As I careen into the central reservation and end my family line I can think "thank god that BMW driver could see 600m ahead of him"
Jun 14
I am once again making a plea. Someone please get these headlights under control!
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Jun 15
Number 6 thousand in the queue for BFI Imax tickets to see The Odyssey - so looking forward to seeing Matt Damon looking like this
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Jun 14
I need there to be a post credit scene in the remake where they recreate the Ocarina of Time opening with little Link riding Epona, and as Link passes by, the moon stops, and rotates to show this terrifying face along with the message "Link will return in Majora's Mask"
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect
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Jun 14
Of course the world's first trillionaire is a c*nt. It is an inherent part of being a trillionaire. It is like the defining aspect of it, other than the money of course. The funniest thing is it won't make him happy. Not really. He is a human void.
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Jun 12
Gonna download this, and every international incident that involves one of these nations will be getting a country specific Bosh in the replies
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Jun 11
world cup's been on for 5 minutes and already seen plenty of classics of the genre
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Jun 11
The BBC, Laura Kuenssberg, Fiona Stewart, Question Time, every channel that has normalised and championed Nigel Farage, this is on you. Every burned out home in Belfast, every child screaming and crying, this is your handiwork. I hope you're ashamed you quisling handmaidens.
Worshippers 'had to be locked in' as balaclava-clad men 'marched on mosque' as mob violence sweeps Glasgow lbc.co.uk/article/riots-uk-g…
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Jun 9
Alan Partridge tries to explain the format of the 1994 World Cup finals with the never-to-be-forgotten Soccermeter.
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Jun 9
Just offered a lady a seat on the train as I thought she was pregnant. She was not. Don't mind me, I'll just collapse into a singularity.
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Jun 9
You know how punk rock died when the kids said "Punk's not dead". I feel the same way about Twitter. Like look at the adverts they have on here. You used to see Coke and Apple advertising here. Now its whatever the juddering f*** this is.
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Jun 8
Yeah, but do you even lift (your consciousness towards a higher state of being and beyond suffering) bro?
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Jun 8
I grew up in the 80s, where fear of spontaneous human combustion was a potential threats to life. Mainly because I was obsessed with this image from The Usborne Book of Ghosts
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Jun 8
"Paul Gascoigne, he brought a friend, Jimmy, who had 5 bellies!"
Jun 7
Watching a documentary about Italia 90 and the England hooligans who travelled over
ALT An Italian ex copper talking about England fans who travelled to Italia 90, saying "They were all obese. All of them."
ALT The Italian ex copper talking about England fans who travelled to Italia 90, saying "Huge bellies"
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Jun 7
Those JVC tracksuit bottoms go hard as the kids say! To be able to pop to the local Turkish shop in those bad boys would be a flex.
Arsenal Official Catalogue Spring 1991 📕🛒
What have you still got stashed away?
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Jun 7
You'll pay for what you did to Alphonse!
Jun 7
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Jun 7
Adrian Mole asking to see your papers
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Jun 6
"Straight to DVD" has now become "Straight to Netflix" - which is apt considering how they started.
Henry Cavill has been cast alongside Kevin Hart in McG's new action comedy for Netflix.
The film follows 2 rival spies who find themselves in a pre-natal class while their wives become friends.
(Source: thewrap.com/creative-content…)
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