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BERTA DON LOCK TARGET - ONE YEAR SCOUTING, £60M DEMAND, TALKS AFTER BRAZIL MASTERCLASS 😤🇲🇦 Omo! This Bouaddi gist no dey end! 🔥 Arsenal don dey "heavily scout" Ayyoub Bouaddi for the past one year before this summer. One full year! That mean say Arteta and Berta don watch this boy since e be 17. Now Lille talk say dem want "upwards of £60million" for the Moroccan international. £60m! 😳 For 18-year-old! But wait - Arsenal don enter talks with him representatives now, after "outstanding performance against Brazil last night" 👀 Against Brazil?! For World Cup debut?! And the boy cook?! 😂 Chai! No wonder price don jump. You play Brazil, you no shake. Vini Jr, Rodrygo, Paqueta dey run around, Bouaddi for midfield dey calm like 30-year-old. Composure, pass, tackle, control tempo. 18 years o! Brazil fans go dey ask "who be this Morocco boy?" Berta watch that game, phone don ring immediately: "Call him agent now before Real Madrid see am" 📞😂 One year scouting mean say this no be panic buy. Arsenal don do homework. Data, video, live matches. Dem know say the boy special. France youth team, choose Morocco, now boss Brazil midfield for World Cup. Trajectory dey clear - future captain. £60m still heavy, but after that Brazil performance? Lille go dey rub hand. "You see am? Price don go up" 😭 Olivier Létang go smile collect call from Berta. As Arsenal fan, I dey gassed but my pocket dey shake 😂 £60m for teenager. But if e be next Yaya Touré or next Vieira, 5 years later we go talk say na bargain. Rice Ødegaard Bouaddi midfield? Premier League no ready. Champions League no ready. But Berta abeg, negotiate well o. Use that Lille relationship. £60m make e turn £48m plus add-ons 😅 Arsenal fans, after that Brazil game - you go drop £60m for Bouaddi now or you still dey doubt? 👇💎

🚨 MAN UNITED DEY LOOK FOR CHEAP ESCAPE! RESTRICED BUDGET IS THAT YOU? 😭😭😭 Omo, come see pure comedy! 😂 Manchester United dey find discount for coach matter! Make una gather round here first, especially all my fellow gunners where dey breathe fine air for top of the table. See how people where claim say dem be "Biggest Club in the World" dey calculate change like person where want buy Akara for road side. E don happen o! News just fly enter say if AC Milan carry Ruben Amorim comot, Manchester United fit save better millions from the compensation money dem suppose pay am. Back then for February, Man United calculate say to sack or let Amorim and him boys pack baggage go fit cost dem reach £15.9 million. But right now, as Milan dey look the guy side, United dey smile because the money go drop down well well. Shuffly shuffly calculations don start! As Arsenal fan, this thing just dey sweet my belly pass jollof rice. Imagine a whole Manchester United dey pray make another club come help dem reduce debt on top coach head. See premium settings! From "We are back" to "Abeg AC Milan help us sign our coach make we for save change." The trenches no get level at all! While we dey enjoy beautiful football and proper structure, our neighbors dey calculate coupon code to reset their technical team. God no go let us suffer like this o! 😂🚶‍♂️💨

BOUADDI DON CHOOSE HEART OVER HYPE - FRANCE CALL AM, E TELL DEM "NO, MOROCCO NA MY HOME" 🇲🇦🔥 Omo! This one na character! 😤🙌 For people wey no know Ayyoub Bouaddi well - the boy play for ALL France youth categories. U16, U17, U18, U19. France groom am, France train am, France tell am say "you dey World Cup squad with Les Bleus". Bouaddi look them say: "NO. I dey go with Morocco." 😳🇲🇦 Chai! 18 years old, chance to play World Cup for France - defending champions, Mbappe, Griezmann, big stage - and the boy reject am. Say e wan represent Morocco. Personality above all. No be every 18-year-old get that kind mind. Most boys go follow hype, follow better chance to win trophy. But Bouaddi talk say "blood thicker than medal". Respect! 🙏💯 This na the same Morocco wey carry World Cup 2022 by storm. Semi-final, beat Spain, beat Portugal, whole Africa dey behind them. Bouaddi watch that run, e heart don choose. No be because e no good enough for France - the boy na baller. Na because e wan write him own story with his people. As Arsenal fan, I rate this die. You want players wey get conviction. Players wey no dey shake when decision hard. Arteta go love this kind mentality. No be only skills, na character. Dressing room leader at 18. Now imagine am for Arsenal midfield, wearing Morocco jersey for World Cup, telling press "I choose my roots". Fans go go crazy. Emirates go adopt Morocco second country 😂 €70M still dey pain small, but when you hear story like this, you understand why Berta want am. Talent heart = captain material. And Morocco fans? Dem don gain new general. France go dey regret. Arsenal fans, player wey reject France for Morocco at 18 - you think say that kind mentality go help am for Premier League? 👇⚡

🚨 GOONERS!! FULHAM DON GO DIG OLD REAL MADRID ACADEMY BOY ARBELOA AS NEW HEAD COACH, NA SURVIVAL MODE OR WHAT??? ⚪️⚫️😏 My people, make una hear dis latest appointment wey just land for London o! Álvaro Arbeloa dey complete final details to sign as new Fulham head coach. The former Real Madrid defender don dey set to take over the dugout for the Cottagers. As true Arsenal fan wey I be, I just dey laugh small small 😂! Fulham wey be our London small rival, instead of go find proper experienced manager, dem go pick Arbeloa wey na academy coach before. E get pedigree from Madrid days no doubt, but Premier League na different kettle of fish — e go be proper baptism of fire for the guy. Make dem no think say this one go help dem challenge Arsenal next season abeg! We dey focused on big boys with Arteta, while dem dey do experiment with ex-player turned coach. This appointment fit bring small energy to Fulham, but as far as we concerned, na just another mid-table side wey go still collect from us. North London remain the king of London! 😂🛡️ Wetin una think my people? Arbeloa go turn Fulham to surprise package or e go struggle like plenty new coaches? Drop una hot take make we banter proper 🔥 Who dey watch this one with me? Arsenal till we die!!! 🏆😤😎🦾

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Whoever Morocco is meeting next, they'll win.. I strongly believe it 🤝💯

Make Arsenal sign the entire Morocco Players wey play today.. 😁😁 Fr.. I supported Morocco and I have reasons to believe that they are very good and might even defeat Brazil next time 💯

Worldcup : Brazil 1-1 Morocco (Full Time)

Brazilian fans are praying for Them to win against Morocco 🙏🙏

Worldcup : Brazil 1-1 Morocco (90mins)

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Despite Brazil having elite players.. I support Morocco as an African Man 🇲🇦🫶

Worldcup: Brazil vs Morocco still playing 1-1 🤯🤯

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BERTA DON START COOKING - €70M FOR 18-YEAR-OLD BOUADDI? ARSENAL DEY SERIOUS O 😳🇫🇷 Omo! Sacha Tavolieri don drop another one! 🔥 Arsenal don dey work on Ayyoub Bouaddi deal for "several months" now. The Gunners tell the 18-year-old Lille midfielder say e go "play important role" for their project. And the boy "open to the move" 😍 But Lille no be Father Christmas o - dem want around €70M! 💰 €70M for 18-year-old?! Chai! 😂 But make we no shout yet. Bouaddi no be normal 18-year-old. The boy don dey start for Lille first team since e be 16. Champions League experience, Ligue 1 regular, baller for midfield. Composed, technical, can play 6 or 8. Proper modern midfielder. And the sweet part? Arsenal and Lille president Olivier Létang get "strong relationship". Remember Pépé, Gabriel, Renato Sanches talks? Berta don enter office, now e wan use that link. €70M fit reduce to €55-60M if negotiation sweet. Berta no dey play. The man come from Atletico wey dey buy young ballers like Griezmann, Rodri, then sell for profit. Now e see Bouaddi as "next big thing". Several months of work mean say this no be rumour - na real move. As Arsenal fan, I dey excited but my heart dey cut small 😅 €70M na serious money. But if Arteta and Berta talk say the boy na Partey Vieira combo, who I be to argue? Plus e 18, resale value dey. If e blow, na £100m player in 3 years. Imagine midfield of Rice, Ødegaard, Bouaddi, Lewis-Skelly. Future secure! 😤 But question be say - if we drop €70M for Bouaddi, striker money go remain? We still need Osimhen or Gyökeres o 👀 Arsenal fans, €70M for 18-year-old Bouaddi - you go pay am or you go say "Berta calm down"? 👇💎

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