🇲🇽🇺🇸🏴‍☠️{he/they} Multimedia Artist, Cranky Cook, Pepper Grower, Tank Lalafell, Amateur Chronicler, @amaixyasai lover, @IGDBcom Monkey, & Industry Critic ☄

Joined September 2008
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hey all, commissions are open‼️ 2D illustrations for sale! $70 for lineart $100 for flat color $120 cel shaded DM for details and inquiries. Link to portfolio next tweet.
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10 Dec 2024
⏰⏰⏰ Don't forget to get your free 7.0 Fantasia in Ul'dah (A quest) and your free 7.1 Fantasia in Gridania (This one is time sensitive and doesn't have any kind of map marker at all)
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12 Nov 2024
i want 1 million handwritten apologies to sena immediately and 10 billion dollars in her bank account
12 Nov 2024
[DAWNTRAIL 7.0 SPOILER] #FFXIV the re-recorded EN lines for Interphos!
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This was one of designs on an officially-licensed set of Hanna-Barbera stationery from 1962
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Los Simpsons opening character designs. Like everything we make, I always start with the characters first. I have doodled Simpsons characters my whole life so this was a crazy experience for me.
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If you care about me, you know where to find me.
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This guy literally ruined my job around 5 years ago. lol
Bernard Marcus, cofounder of The Home Depot and billionaire Republican megadonor, has died | CNN Business cnn.com/2024/11/05/business/…
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Me in ER with severe dehydration & tachycardia from POTS flare (undiagnosed at time) Dr: “How much did you drink last night?” Me: “I don’t drink” Dr: “Tell the truth - if you don’t we can’t help” Me: “I’m allergic to alcohol. I’ve had nothing to drink.” Dr: “Don’t lie” 🧵 /1
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it’s 4:47 AM and im waiting for my workplace to open…
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RT @bikenesmith: also: if you're looking for a black artist that draws subjects of color with the same grandeur leyendecker only afforded h…
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This meeting could've been an email #Stormblood #FFXIV
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Luffy when he sees a tyrannical dictator hurting his friends
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Donald Trump is on the nice list!
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Día de Muertos
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actual life saving image and I'm not joking
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Source: Jirujiru Diary / ぢるぢる日記 (translation by enjoynekojiru)
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Meanwhile in Tlaxcala, México…
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THEY HAVE A CHILD????????
Vivre Cards: Mr. 9 and Miss Monday's son is named "Nanday" (ナンデー), which in Japanese means "what day is it?"
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