Caterpillar-eyebrowed, perpetually-frowning bitch. Gay/trans. Sticker Connoisseuse. No longer a police oversight attorney. She/her.
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26 May 2022
Folks are talking about police a bunch, and that's something I might actually be able to provide context for.
Police are never, and will never be, required to endanger themselves in any way for any reason. This has been litigated thoroughly.
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26 May 2023
This is a direct threat to me specifically, the Fates Liker.
26 May 2023
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12 May 2023
is the opening of Tears of the Kingdom a direct reference to Paradise Killer?
it should be
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5 Apr 2023
This is incredible news but the Chicago Sun-Times's front page editor should brush up on the difference between "edges out" and "edges."
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29 Mar 2023
This is definitely unusual! What is happening here is that shareholders are using this moment to look for labor violations, which they will pin on the departing Howard Schultz. New leadership will be able to develop new union-suppression methods with the company's sins forgiven.
29 Mar 2023
BREAKING: Starbucks shareholders have voted YES to a third party review of the company's labor practices.
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26 Mar 2023
GOD i wanna do a whole fucking thread on the Afroman music video and rant about how wrongful raids are conducted and the things police do while ON said raids without consequence.
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24 Mar 2023
Thinking about my stint working in the Willis Tower and it was the most Mirror's Edge architecture and design inside, complete with painted floor-lines to guide your path through the office. A satire of modern architecture that modern architecture caught up with.
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24 Mar 2023
I love that we have just invented via Internet one day per year where corporations and corporations only can do whatever the fuck they want, and then if it was a bad idea reel it back in the next day.
It's like the Purge but only VC gets to play.
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24 Mar 2023
Whoever the Eli Lilly hero was, do student loans this time
23 Mar 2023
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22 Mar 2023
This is the Gayest (tm) Tweet I have ever read. Like, four layers of Gay plus a bonus Waiting For Guffman.
22 Mar 2023
Broadway news: A "Smash" musical, adapted from the NBC television series, is aiming to arrive during the 2024-25 theater season, directed by Susan Stroman. nyti.ms/3JCtLmd
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6 Feb 2020
When you're presenting fem and the bartender asks for your ID
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15 Mar 2023
Jamie Lee Curtis confirmed for DRG (she doesn't know that jumping won't save her)
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14 Mar 2023
Imagine only getting a 90% on a test when you have access to infinite resources and answer keys AND you're instructed to plagiarize everything.
14 Mar 2023
🤯🤯Well this is something else.
GPT-4 passes basically every exam. And doesn't just pass...
The Bar Exam: 90%
LSAT: 88%
GRE Quantitative: 80%, Verbal: 99%
Every AP, the SAT...
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12 Mar 2023
The new guilty gear character is an anthropomorphic bed. With its name, "Bedman?", ARC system works continues to burrow at the holy foundation of gender. "If the bed is not a man," they ask you, "then why should you be?"
12 Mar 2023
Like it was obvious recently but like if you went back in time and was like "Bedman's Bed is gonna be a character in future games" I'd be baffled.
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6 Mar 2023
Blecchhhh, all right. We have one month left to move, and I have yet to be paid dollar one. I hate like hell to ask, but I'm going to make one last financial push to get to the PNW and do my work.
Any help I can get would be deeply, deeply appreciated.
account.venmo.com/u/Kylie-By…
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22 Feb 2023
This is something else, but I just wanna highlight the language "a deputy fired a 40mm foam baton launcher and almost simultaneously a deputy-involved shooting occurred" when the dude who was shot had no guns.
21 Feb 2023
so the Rad Milk police report is out and holy shit he actually had a sword
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22 Feb 2023
Never, ever trust the words police tell you, because every single word is an extensive lie with a deep history.
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22 Feb 2023
So in this case, a cop fired a softball full of bear spray at Rad Milk, and the next cop over heard cop #1 fire his grenade and immediately drew and pulled on the dude with the sword.
This is frequent, too - cops scaring other cops into firing on citizens.
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