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Joined July 2013
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3 Sep 2020
Should I make this my pinned tweet? It feels like I'm advertising myself, and that feeling is weird.
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7 Nov 2025
if youre reading this post youre a moron
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y’all… i have achieved a dream.
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5 Jul 2024
Pokémon and Tools - Bidoof Male & Female Version Stools - Coming Soon! #Pokemon #Bidoof
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27 Apr 2024
Actually one more thing I want to say. Thank you to @fastbreakbreak for creating the show and the community that came through it. Keith, Jon, and Chuck built something beautiful, and a bunch of people I only knew through a slack came together to contribute. I'm so, so grateful
26 Apr 2024
Hello. My buddy Pandy has a pup who needs surgery. She is only $80 away from being able to get the puppo the care needed, but $80 is tough to come by. If you can contribute even a little bit, I will love you forever. gofund.me/44092d13
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26 Apr 2024
Hello. My buddy Pandy has a pup who needs surgery. She is only $80 away from being able to get the puppo the care needed, but $80 is tough to come by. If you can contribute even a little bit, I will love you forever. gofund.me/44092d13

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26 Apr 2024
To follow up, she has reached her goal! Thank you to everyone but the weird porn bots in my replies. I'm fucking glowing right now. Y'all rule. Now I go away again. But once more: thank you.
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24 May 2010
Only hoopers cum
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1 Mar 2024
The man, he stepped up to the microphone and he gave it a kiss It was a big wet, slippery kiss and he had sweat dripping off of his nose onto the windscreen As he looked out over the audience, he said "God bless you, God bless you one and all"
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1 Mar 2024
And he took a can of Ronson's lighter fluid and he squirted it over the top of his head and proceeded to light himself on fire And he stood there glowing and said "Remember this day"
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15 Aug 2023
Made 80 pounds of sausage today.
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14 Aug 2023
My life kind of felt like it was on pause for a couple years while I was sorting some shit out and while other stuff was being sorted out for my partner. In the last week or so, we've pressed play again. Or record. One or the other. I'm excited, and I love @JamminTigerArt
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14 Aug 2023
Every time I tag my partner her handle is different.
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Shocked it took to the fourth to get Mabrey/Sykes scuffle. I definitely would have taken the under.
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12 Aug 2023
I spent a few hours making my Chelsea Gray shooter game today. I think I might actually have it done this weekend.
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8 Aug 2023
Buckets, though.
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8 Aug 2023
It'd be great if one of these kids playing during Fever halftime dunked.
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6 Aug 2023
i have a headache
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6 Aug 2023
This Sky Wings game might never end.
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6 Aug 2023
I haven't really caught my breath for this whole game.
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