Please. Don't pretend this is an actual question.
The sparkling icon of a generation! ... vs. a washed up nostalgia act in desperate need of a therapy appointment.
It's 2026, darling. We're in my golden age, and I'm not letting this psychopath ruin my close-up.
๐จBREAKING๐จ
Eve Heron was a bastard and threatened Caelestiaโs precious Emmy for a pride title shot (and Ellie but who cares)
Caelestia, one to stand on business, had no choice but to accept, but who will come out on top?
Find out at Disco Inferno!
๐ 10th May
๐ฐ๏ธ 5pm GMT