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Shouldn’t it be spelled pepperogna
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If you’re going to put a Bible verse on your hat, there are plenty of verses about loving your neighbor and not casting stones
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FINAL: Padres 5, Orioles 2
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"can i be a hater for a second?" my dear friend. with me you can be a hater for 1 million years
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Had to stop on my way to get coffee to let a bunch of geese cross the road
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At the America 250th Celebration there should be a slideshow of things we avoided by gaining our independence, and this should be the first photo.
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
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Life is so much more fun when you’re nice to the people around you
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One of my favorite things to do is to give compliments that I wholeheartedly mean, not just like trying to be nice. Like pick something that you genuinely like about someone’s outfit and tell them
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All I want is for this organization to give one single fuck about pitching.
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Well today’s a ‘we suck’ day I see
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Would love to know what Manny and Pete were talking about
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When something is advertised as “Fun for the whole family” I’m like u have no idea what the members of my family are capable of complaining about
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Very important team meeting this morning
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My coworker got a can of Arizona tea with the rizzler on it and said she thought it was Kim Jong Un 😭
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For Reference:
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‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man
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Got bangs so I don’t have to wax my eyebrows
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“Why are you watching your show on your phone instead of the TV?” Sorry I like small screen up close not big screen far away
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