50% sweet, 50% salty. which half you get depends mostly on you
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So do you think Taylor is writing her vows with Jack or with Aaron? I suppose it depends ultimately on the sound she's trying to achieve🤭
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Caveat for the weirdos: I am NOT being paid to discuss GLP-1's or vibration plates. I just don't believe in gatekeeping stuff that I find beneficial
I'm NOT a doctor and am NOT recommending you do anything, I was simply relaying MY experiences and outcomes
I see so many lies about GLP-1's, protein intake, muscle loss & exercise
My experience: 59yo, previously 186lbs now 120, 2 yrs on Tirzepatide. My ONLY exercise is working around our camp/home and doing 30 min/day on the vibration plate & I have more muscle now than I ever have!
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Hahahahaha! Has anyone told @natebargatze that those of us with the disposable income to support comedians are the ones he disenfranchised the FUCK out of last night?
I can see the light dimming in his eyes here as reality dawns
It's okay Nate, you can ask Kevin Sorbo about it
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Seriously, ya gotta be better about promoting these troll accounts!
This acct joined 11/2025
It's got 19k followers
This one tweet netted them 13k engagements
The acct is bogus and every one of the 13,000 people that liked or answered it put $$ in their African bank account!
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I see so many lies about GLP-1's, protein intake, muscle loss & exercise
My experience: 59yo, previously 186lbs now 120, 2 yrs on Tirzepatide. My ONLY exercise is working around our camp/home and doing 30 min/day on the vibration plate & I have more muscle now than I ever have!
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Me 2 years ago
Rampant inflammation, thyroid issues, pre-diabetes, insulin resistant.
Don't listen to the GLP-1 haters. They all have ulterior motives and you deserve to take a chance on good health! Is it expensive? Yes, but not as costly as chronic pain and poor health!
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PS prior to this summer I would have NEVER worn a tank top or wife beater. I had a boss once grab my upper arm and say 'whoa, killer, with arms like that I sure wouldn't mess with you' and I've been horribly self conscious ever since so me having this much skin exposed is insane!
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Jun 15
There hasn't been a single time that Taylor's song 'this is why we can't have nice things' doesn't surprise a guffaw out of me, despite me listening to it all the time! 😆
priceless shade!!
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Jun 15
Watergate only happened because reporters weren't greedy fucking parasites then who withheld facts and actionable intel for the purpose of self-enrichment by publishing books!
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Jun 15
We've all heard of cock fights, but given the pathetically weak position tRUmp put himself (and us!) in with Iran, I'm renaming last nights event
THE ULTIMATE CUK FEST! ™️
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Jun 14
At our Glampground you can shower or pee while looking at the sky🤗
We used clear roofing so you get the experience of being in the great outdoors without the bugs & rain of outdoors
Star gazing from the shower gonna be AMAZING!
Can't wait till it's done next week!!
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Jun 13
My brother and sister in law (who voted for tRUmp) were complaining last night about how expensive steak is right now
Good. Hope it cost a fortune and I hope my sil got distracted and burned it like she always does 🤭
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Jun 12
Dear @hwinkler4real
Now I know how my mom felt the first time I slipped with the F word in her presence, because we just watched Normal and I was so shocked to hear you drop an F bomb🤭
As if I could appreciate you more than I already did! 🤗
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Jun 12
It saddens me to think about all the proactively brilliant things this Representative could be doing to benefit Americans if she didn't have to deal with all the corruption and cretinous shit that prick tRUmp necessitates her doing🤬
🚨‼️ Breaking News in Epstein Case‼️ 🚨
Comer has agreed Todd Blanche must appear in @OversightDems . With explosive reporting from @nytimes on the White House coverup and multiple Situation Room meetings — this is looking more like a Watergate-style coverup every day.
Meanwhile we’ve got Bill Gates in front of Committee today answering why rich and powerful men like himself continued to hang out with Epstein even after he was convicted of sexual crimes. Regardless of party, power, or wealth—we are following every lead!
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Jun 11
and speaking of pedophiles, I'm sending the same thoughts and prayers to pam bondi and wishing her all the comfort and peace of mind that she extended to epstein and trumps' victims. (insert nondenominational amen here)🙏🏻
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Jun 11
Too subtle. This is how you send a message😜
Mowed by yours truly Sept 10, 2017. Photographed by yours truly the next day after I went an bought a drone and learned to fly it🤭
Jun 11
Authorities responded after a large tracing of the term "8647" appeared on the grounds of the National Mall in Washington, D.C. A Reuters photographer captured the emerging image from atop the Washington Monument. (📸: Nathan Howard/Reuters)
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Jun 10
Well I can confidently say the half life of Adderall is 6 days because I had to quit taking it last Thursday and today I tried to make my hubby a tuna fish sandwich and forgot the tuna fish so he got a mayo-with-havarti-and-dill sandwich😆
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Jun 10
I don't think anyone could have prepared me for how profound my childhood memories of the ham sandwiches made on dinner rolls purchased at Kmart would end up being. those things were works of art😆
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Jun 10
Why I love my Meta glasses:
-Doesn't drain my phone battery
-The case is also the charger & provides 84hrs batt life
-Hands free pic/vid snapping in POV perspective
-Taylor Swift playing in my ears!
I have ZERO interest in filming you. You're not important enough for that🤷♀️
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