My 1995 was mostly savage beatings, & getting doctors to stop my mother smashing the place to peices & turning her wrath on my siblings. I do not miss it. BUT if it were suddenly me now but in 95, I'd watch Big Breakfast, then enjoy a cuppa and a lambert in my back garden👌🏽
It’s 1995. You wake up. There’s no Wi-Fi. You don’t have a cell phone. You don’t have a computer. There is no Facebook/Instagram/TikTok 
What is the first thing that you do?
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Im thinking of growing carnivorous plants and selling them locally. Im sure I can beat the online cost to buy them, especially factoring in postage. Im sure people would part with a fiver for a Venus flytrap or pitcher plant, especially around here with all our flying insects🤔
I am actually in favour of the social media ban for kids.
The people arguing against the ban are not parents to a teenage daughter who just signed up for social media it seems😅
I have never had my patience tested as a human being, as a man or as a parent like it was back then.
Notifications blown up this morning, muting this.
But to clarify, my kids had restrictions on social media, they found ways around them pretty quick. It was a battle. My eldest is now 25 & having her first baby this year.
None of my homies in work today, & I am mentally exhausted from smiling & exchanging the same inane pleasantries with people I genuinely dislike all day. On the plus side, my holidays for CXW, NHB, Bloodstock festival,& Kumite have all been approved so its on later this year!😁🤘🏽
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Grown ass man convinced I'm wearing makeup in my pfp🤣
No brother, thats a tan from being outside, a concept that is clearly lost on you.
A shame that twitter has devolved to these levels, but not surprising.
For the record, when I *do* wear makeup I look fucking fabulous tyvm👌🏽
Another day, another drama and massive disappointment in the world of wrestling.
A lot of things we've been wondering about this last year or so make much more sense now.
I am thankful every day for the good people & principalled promoters that still exist out there.
I cannot believe I didnt give The Orville a chance for so long.
I made the dumb assumption that it would be lampooning Star Trek.
I was so very wrong.
@SethMacFarlane has created something genuinely special here, stories, SFX, soundtrack, its just SO good! Can't wait for S4!
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Hospital porter here.
Please dont.
And know that if you do and you show up here asking for a wheelchair, that they will all be unavailable and we gon watch you waddle your ass to the surgery whilst we get the absolute laugh of our lives.
This is just a joke btw (theres always that one internet guy). We will absolutely supply you with a wheelchair and take you to the surgery.
The laughing our asses off part is non-negotiable though I'm afraid.