Where amateur hour is every hour, some truly end of the pier stuff dwells here. Love my wife, two boys & STFC.
Joined March 2011
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Jun 13
"Hydration break"
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Confirming a friendly on the Tuesday and binning it off two days later for something that must have been known about is a classic of the genre.
I hope Alicante '26 provides a pre-season friendly that fans can attend. I envy anyone able to go.
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Brendan Hobbs retweeted
#stfc Good Morning. I bring you an update from down under and the continuing saga of the Civil Action by BRI Liquidator against Clem Morfuni.
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Never has the message been so clearly articulated before. I would literally die of shame/embarrassment if these comments were about a business I owned, or the associates I employed. The very idea that someone could be this bad at running a football club is almost funny #stfc
Jun 8
2025/26 Fan Survey Report #stfc truststfc.com/2026/06/08/202…
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Brendan Hobbs retweeted
Jun 8
2025/26 Fan Survey Report #stfc truststfc.com/2026/06/08/202…
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Brendan Hobbs retweeted
The results of @TrustSTFC 's end-of-season survey have displayed that fans lack trust in the leadership of the club #STFC swindonadvertiser.co.uk/spor…
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Brendan Hobbs retweeted
The Freetext Rebellion of 2026.
🇵🇪 #STFC 🇵🇪
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If you think this is bad, apparently if you buy a Bovril next season you legally have to wear this massive badge for the duration of any match (it’s 10cm in diameter!) This is to help stave off any, ahem, surprise ‘national shortages’ the club may experience in the future. #stfc
Jun 4
there are no imminent incoming signings, Pro Direct debt was paid, albeit they may also be front of shirt next season
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On the eve of #stfc's 1st signing, here's my prediction of our summer transfer business.
1) A player released by either York/Rochdale. Their fans will say he's good, but not got the required quality for league football. Our fans will rejoice "he has a promotion in his CV" 1/4
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3) An injury prone lower league journeyman, recently released by a League One team which narrowly escaped relegation. Their fans will say he's quality, but missed 80% of the season through injury & his legs have gone. Our fans will laud this higher league experience. #stfc 3/4
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4) The squad is rounded off by a few loanees from MK Dons, Mansfield & Burton. Our board will gleefully announce how grateful these giants of football are for us developing their players. 4/4 #stfc
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Brendan Hobbs retweeted
This was the #STFC victory parade 33 years ago today , after experiencing the dreadful Arsenal one Sunday this was so much better, no flares and real fans behaving themselves, great day
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@Official_STFC can't afford to pay £8,333 a month on time.
But it's okay because we've got Ian Holloway as manager and as soon as we sign a shiny 34 year old has-been everyone will ignore this stuff all over again.
Enough is enough, stop letting them get away with this.
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Jun 1
Trust STFC say they'll start to notify members how long after due date the JV receives County Ground rent payments, after being left to chase for past 3 months.
Club currently up to date with rent bill. Next installment due today.
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Brendan Hobbs retweeted
I believe James Milner's retirement means that Tom Heaton is the final active(!!) player to have worn the #STFC diamond badge in a competitive fixture.
A fine run as it's been 19 years since the badge was axed. However, we will reach 20 with Heaton signing a new deal. Huzzah...!
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May 30
I mean, that was a terrible, terrible game of football, mind numbing stuff for the neutral. 3 hours of my life I’m never getting back.
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Brendan Hobbs retweeted
May 29
5 of those 6 years we haven’t gained promotion are under Clem Morfuni. 5 stinking years of lies, incompetence and failure. STFC is rotten from the head down.
Rotten and barely functioning, the club is staring into the abyss.
Times up Morfuni. Sell up. Take the rest with you.
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Brendan Hobbs retweeted
May 30
At elite sporting organisations we use tools to assess sentiment from fans that inform, engage and drive growth/commercial revenues.
Not sure #stfc need that based on the replies 👀 #shambles
Join us next season!
Just two days left to secure your Season Ticket at Early Bird prices with the club shop open 09:00-12:00 this Saturday ❤️
Early Bird prices end Sunday 31st May!
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Brendan Hobbs retweeted
Please renew your @Official_STFC season tickets by 31st May though guys and gals 🙏
How else are you going to enjoy queuing for 30-45 mins to enter the solo Town End turnstile, and use the refurbished toilets 🙌🙌
Or eat a burnt 12 inch sausage roll?! (While stocks last)
Ongoing court cases in 🇦🇺, companies house shenanigans, hastily re-arranged fan-forums, disdain contempt for supporters & supporter groups, shoddy treatment & over-stretching of employees, rising prices for ST's & sponsors, crumbling county ground, etc
This isn't fun #STFC
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