It’s the oldest, bestest gag in the book. Red and black. Like a bat. In a dream. In a window.

Joined December 2015
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12 Oct 2019
β€œHarvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent.”
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16 Aug 2019
An #InternationalJokeDay Production Somewhere in Gotham, a hotel room… A whimpering priest, naked, strapped into a chair, his eyes captured open with antique lid-locks used for delicate eye surgeries, was being forced to watch the infamous 1920s pornographic movie β€˜Sister -
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16 Aug 2019
- β€œYou really should try and expand your mind.” He applied a couple of drops into each eye. β€œDisappointing.” He took up the blade once more. β€œIt’s a good movie, with a wonderful twist at the end. I like that.” Later the skin of the priest, neatly folded as much as it could be, -
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16 Aug 2019
- was delivered to @GordonOfGotham, lipstick written upon it stating β€˜I like that!’ with a Joker's card tucked within.
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15 Aug 2019
Only @lamVengeance (And You Alone) by The Platters open.spotify.com/track/0S8ib… #NowPlaying

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β€œSick freak.”
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31 Dec 2018
β€œIt just needs a little encouragement.”
β€œLet me guess...you’re the one to cure it.” Scowls.
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31 Dec 2018
"No. No, I'm not sick. Actually, I'm as fit as a fiddle. The city is sick though."
β€œSick Freak!”
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31 Dec 2018
FOR AULD LANG SYNE - THE PLATTERS πŸƒ youtu.be/BmxWr9xGO04 via @YouTube

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22 Dec 2018
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25 Nov 2018
β€œHarvey, Harvey, Harvey. I am preparing myself to forgive you, Harvey.”
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25 Nov 2018
β€œI just have one question. Where is @ApolloOfCrime?”
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