Absolutely delighted to say that last week I was appointed to my first teaching roll. Can't wait for September to get started.

England are playing New Zeland in 2 different sports today and all the talk in both games is about the state of the pitch.

This goalkeeper pretending to be injured shit needs to be stopped. They're all at it.

Advice includes ‘Eat cold and water rich foods like ice lollies’. The money wasted on producing condescending crap like this could have mended some pot holes.

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A farmer dies in April 2026. His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847. The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle. On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify. In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable. The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft. The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let. A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up. The Treasury collects £140,000. The land never produces British food again.

Lovely to see McAtee get an assist at Wembley today.

I am rooting for Middlesbrough today, but purely for what follows. Let's keep this circus going.

This is disgusting and we're still trying to come to terms with it tbh. 66 caps for England. Several major tournaments under his belt. One of the few defenders to outpace #gtfc's Jaze Kabia this season. Yet he typed "could of" instead of "could have" 😞

Why does it seem that the authorities want Celtic to win the league? Hearts winning the league would be the best thing to happen to Scottish football for decades.

Now the dust is settling, my over arching feeling about this #gtfc season is one of pride. The improvements across the club & connection with the community is something to build on. It’s the most enjoyable season in a long time, incredible memories & will only get better. 🖤🤍

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We will be in Victoria this weekend watching the game. It’d be great to see any fellow exiles that want to join. DM us here or @MikeyMcMahon if you want any details etc. #UTM #gtfc

That 2nd goal is one of those where whoever scores it thinks it is fine and whoever concedes it thinks it is a blatant handball. No advantage was gained by the apparent touch and it made no impact on where the ball ended up. In my opinion, give a goal and move on.

I can't believe he's missed that.

How utterly ridiculous

Wow! Yes, Swindon were poor yesterday, but that interview completely demotivates his players and does Chesterfield's team talk for them. It is still in Swindon's hands. Can't see what he is aiming to achieve there.

Our recruitment over the past 2 years really has been something else. With the exception of Cook, virtually every player was an unknown and all have made an impact and made the team better. A lot of credit must go to everyone for this.

25/6 v 24/5: R45 🟢⬆️More wins: 22 v 20 🟢⬆️More draws: 11 v 8 🟢⬇️Fewer defeats: 12 v 17 🟢⬆️More points: 77 v 68 🟢⬆️More scored: 73 v 61 🟢⬇️Fewer conceded: 49 v 66 🟢⬆️Better GD: 24 v -5 🟢⬆️Clean sheets: 17 v 10 🟢⬆️League pos: 6th v 8th Same stats last year = 3rd #gtfc

As things stand, it looks like Notts County in the play offs. Would be a couple of cracking games. Sell out at home and full allocation away I'm sure.