Tortured AZ sports fan. Business owner. Millionaire. Pilot. Musician. Actor. Model. Postman. Billionaire.
Joined June 2022
- Tweets 34,776
- Following 1,526
- Followers 1,103
- Likes 145,933
3,412 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
4 Feb 2023
Today I ran a sub 3 hour marathon and qualified for Boston with less than a minute to spare. Promptly puked my brains out the second I finished
41
2
139
61,930
11h
The first thing you see when the crate you were human trafficked in opens up
3
169
11h
How many times do we Dbacks fans have to sit through Pavin Smith coming in with 2 outs and runners in scoring position? It's virtual waterboarding 😭
1
3
182
13h
Going to get freaky on a Saturday and take a few hits of this bad boy to pop off. Don't tell my parents 😈
1
5
218
Mr. B retweeted
Jun 13
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE PARAGUAY IS
414
3,621
81,472
4,690,661
16h
It appears our superiority has once again led to some controversy
Jun 13
we’re all hate watching usa right
19
180
3,305
124,350
Jun 13
Going to buy a cabin up at the top of the Mogollon Rim and name it this
2
7
452
Jun 12
"Aliens" are going to land right in the middle of the field of the Mexico game and the Mexican fans will beat them to death
121
Jun 12
The Big 12 uniting against imperialist regime Texas Tech.
Raze Lubbock to the ground and sow salt their fields so nothing may grow there for another 1000 years.
Jun 12
NEWS: The Oklahoma Attorney General's office issued a rebuttal letter to the Texas AG's office's letter to the Big 12. Oklahoma AG Gentner Drummond says that the idea that Big 12 may not sanction its members is “facially absurd” and says Texas Tech’s actions have “constituted a shameful chapter in the story of college football.” Per me and @max_olson.
123
Jun 12
The BIG 12 needs to kick these clowns out of the conference ASAP.
A message to the Texas Tech community from our leadership.
11
6
130
2,559
Jun 11
There's Amber alerts, Silver alerts Ebony alerts, Blue alerts and Feather alerts.
When I go missing this is the alert all of you will get on your phones full volume at 2 am
Jun 10
Just got a “silver alert” which is a good reminder that California decided to racially segregate its missing person alert system for some reason.
1
213
Mr. B retweeted
Jun 11
The irony of Texas Tech threatening a breach of contact action when that same university breached their employment contract with Mike Leach, never paid him, and then hid behind sovereign immunity to avoid paying out his contract.
Jun 11
The Texas Attorney General sent a formal letter to the Big 12 today alerting the conference that Texas Tech would take action against any league sanction.
32
268
2,077
79,611
Jun 11
Dbacks are now 2/30 this road trip with RISP. Absolutely disgraceful
1
72
Jun 11
The girls in marketing when they ask for honest feedback on their leads and I give them honest feedback on their leads
When the HR Ladies hear you prefer a cash bonus instead of a pizza party
5
226