Hotter than the Sun
Joined March 2009
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Jun 10
When my boss tells me to think outside the box, does that mean he wants me to go outside?
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Jun 10
My alarm clock wakes me up in the morning to remind me that my life is shit.
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Jun 10
I wake up early so I can spend more time being tired throughout the day.
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My long-term plan is to continue having shorter-term plans.
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I used to be an adventurer until i took an arrow to the knee.
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Apr 29
Would you still love me if i had no skin, and i was just flesh and bones?
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Apr 17
Do you want to go camping? I have marshmallows and a horse
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Mr. Lethbridge ☀️ retweeted
Apr 8
Lethbridge, Alberta is not real and it cannot hurt me
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Bologna is hot dogs for people who clap when the plane lands.
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