4th Grade Chess Champion🥇:: Supporter of #Arsenal FC ⚽️ and the #NewEnglandPatriots 🏈 :: Q.E.D.
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Mr. Ritter retweeted
Jun 11
Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania
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Mr. Ritter retweeted
A TROPHY LIFT 22 YEARS IN THE MAKING. ARSENAL ARE FINALLY PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS AGAIN. 🔥
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Mr. Ritter retweeted
Mar 26
Old Forge School District Superintendent Chris Gatto sent this letter to the PIAA:
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Mar 25
Normal people: Just an odometer.
Me: Exponential growth!
Still bummed I missed 112358.
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Mr. Ritter retweeted
Snow can’t weigh anything per square foot. A square foot is two-dimensional
Feb 23
Shoveling snow puts tremendous strain on your body. According to FEMA, wet, heavy snow can weigh up to 21 pounds per square foot, which adds up quickly when you’re clearing a sidewalk. Here's what we look for in a good snow shovel: nyti.ms/4qTrKpt
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Jan 23
I was today years old when I learned that a blizzard is defined by wind, visibility, and duration data and not total snowfall accumulation or rate. ❄️
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8 Dec 2025
A student studies hard all year, gets a B on the final, and says, “Eh, guess I’ll just quit school.” Oh wait, that's Notre Dame football.
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19 Sep 2025
Let us remind everyone that 3 noncollinear points will always lie on a circle.
19 Sep 2025
Why is nobody talking about this?!
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31 Aug 2025
Dear @espn,
Please reconsider the ads before videos accompanying articles on your website. When I click play and you expect me to watch a 30-second commercial for a 15-second clip, I'm closing the tab and coming here instead.
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12 Jul 2025
# of times tech support has told me to try clearing the cache: too many to count
# of times clearing the caches has helped: zero
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Mr. Ritter retweeted
30 Apr 2025
Can a 10 index win one hole against prime Tiger Woods?
Let's run the numbers.
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Mr. Ritter retweeted
21 Mar 2025
My best explanation of parallel lines:
ALT Two parallel lines going up. The top one says "The age I consider 'old'" and the bottom one says "My age."
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18 Mar 2025
Awesome job, Manny! Don’t stop there!!!
18 Mar 2025
Congratulations to Manny Bolmer on breaking the school record in the boys long jump at today's meet versus Bangor. Manny's jump of 22'4" broke the previous school record of 22'3" set by Chris Ritter in 1997. Great job Manny!! #GoRoughs 👍
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17 Mar 2025
I guess most of my first block students are Irish and took the day off. #StPatricksDay
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1 Mar 2025
Coach Hurd ... @CHSRoughRiders legend!
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Mr. Ritter retweeted
20 Feb 2025
Congratulations to the number six hip-hop dance team in the nation! We are so proud of our EHS dance team. They also won the sportsmanship award for the entire national conference!!! Go Hornets!
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