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May 31
This has been one of the best - and most bizarre -weeks of a grand slam,
#rolandgarros #frenchopen
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May 31
Rudd needs to stop running round his backhand to that degree. Gets caught time and time again with Fonesca then hitting into the deuce caught.
#frenchopen
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May 30
These night sessions just don’t work at #rolandgarros - one match (perish the thought it might be a women’s), they’ve all been uneventful. Mind you how else would they give Zverev a big advantage?
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May 28
OMG Sinner - will not forgive him if this allows Zverev to own a grand slam.
#rolandgarros
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May 11
So happy to see the lovely @TonyRoddUK on #masterchef. He and his equally lovely wife, Becky own Fifteen Square Metres in Broadstairs which is just perfect in every way (apart from not being open on my birthday! 😢)
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Apr 20
Has seen Ashley Pussycat on any number of retail shows. She never fails to be cheerful, friendly and game on to give anything a go.
She also looks fab.
#imaceleb
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Apr 7
Not sure you’d call Rory McIlroy’s press conference insightful.
How many flowers can you name? being a particular highlight.
@TheMasters
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Apr 6
Daughter had just discovered the joy that is the @TheMasters website. Astonishment at the level of data on it.
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Apr 5
I’m know that there are many many more important things to accuse the @WhiteHouse of but my god, their inconsistency of use of fonts drives me mad.
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Apr 4
Request from Houston.
Take down blinds and instead put a tshirt up at the window to cut out the sun.
High tech in 2026z
@NASAArtemis
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Mar 19
Has there ever been a more smug contestant than Kieran?
It’s like watching a snake, you hate it but can’t look away. #TheApprentice
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Mar 15
Not a lot of subtly in this match but my god there’s some power hitting.
#sabalenka #rybakina
#indianwells #wtatennis
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Mar 5
It makes good tv, but an ability - or inability to cook - does surely not an apprentice make.
#TheApprentice
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Feb 20
Andrew is a scumbag and needs to be tried in a court of law.
However he’s 8th in line of succession.
I’d rather Starmer et al use the limited parliamentary time available to focus on growth and making the UK standard of living better for all.
Feb 20
BREAKING:
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is set to be the first senior royal in history to be forcibly ejected from the line of succession.
Downing Street is drawing up plans to prevent the disgraced former prince’s path to the throne amid a nationwide backlash following his arrest.
Understood that Sir Keir Starmer will look to pass an Act of Parliament to boot him out once the police investigation has concluded.
thesun.co.uk/news/38290416/a…
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