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Jun 13
RIP to my chair 🪦🪑
It served faithfully until today's catastrophic structural failure
Launched me onto the floor so hard i may have broken my arm
In lieu of flowers, donations to my new chair fund will be graciously accepted 😂
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Jun 10
NATIONAL ICED TEA DAY GIVEAWAYYYYYYY
RT and reply with #AriZonaIsTheBestTea for a chance to WIN A TEA/MERCH CARE PACKAGE
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Jun 11
Good morning ☕️
You can instantly become an expert in one completely useless thing
What are you choosing? Mines in the comments!
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Jun 10
What's something you thought adults would have figured out by now but absolutely haven't?
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Jun 10
my hair and the texas humidity are currently engaged in a battle that i am not winning
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Jun 9
monthly side quest completed ✅
picked up my prescriptions and somehow spent less time doing that than i've spent deciding what to watch lately 😂
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Jun 9
Does anybody else immediately start looking for shapes in clouds or is that just me? ☁️
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Jun 9
Tiny bell pepper updating! 🫑
Every time this little guy gets bigger I act like I’ve personally achieved something! #bellpepper #GardenVibes #plantmom
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Jun 9
Gaming on one screen
Binge watching Survivor on the other
Multitasking or chaos?
The answer is YES 🎮📺
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Jun 8
it's 5pm
which means i've officially entered the "that sounds like a tomorrow problem" phase of the day 😌
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Jun 8
coffee in hand
game ready
responsibilities temporarily ignored 😌☕🎮
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Jun 7
Today’s agenda!
🪴 inspected plants
🧺 wash clothes
☕️ consume coffee
🏡 putter around the house
Happy Sunday! ❤️
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Jun 6
I almost died!!!!
Jun 6
THIS COMMENTARY OF A PHILLY STREET FIGHT JUST MADE ME PEE MY PANTS LAUGHING 🤣
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